Winter break is taking a ridiculous toll on my body. I have not been so consistently shitfaced and fucked up since...i dunno like summer.

Car bomb night last night was fun. I really hope it snows. And I really hope my stomach stops having these shooting pains. 

It's strange how something like time can make you look at everything you thought you knew so well in such a different light.

And fire extinguishers hurt like a bitch sometimes.  

The paradoxical thing about my life is that I hate human nature and mistrust people for the most part, but I am utterly FASCINATED by it all. And so people are my profession ( Read more... )

Oh my. I've gotten into a serious relationship. And i'll be damned if this isn't the first time there's no time limit on a relationship with a man of mine. Oh my God what if I actually DO marry him?

I think I'm gonna get a dog. Australian Shepherd. I need to nurture something for the next 10 years so I will stop thinking about babies for the time ( Read more... )

So I don't know if I'm living at my parent's house anymore.

No matter what I do or how hard I try I'll always be Juliet the Drug Addict to them. And this makes me sad because I thought that maybe they'd (well, actually just my mom) would step up to the parenting plate and actually try and connect with me instead of acting like Nazis. But no such ( Read more... )

Something tells me that Jim Carrey would be an absolute FIREBALL in the sack ( Read more... )

 I need new music. Everything's boring me.

I have rare moments of vibrancy in my life these days. But I feel as though I've just remembered how to laugh with my whole body again.

I don't need a lot of things, but I need a few moments like that every once in a while. I need to be able to remember how much fun life can be. 

Well

That was a pretty damn random fiesta.

I'm going to go sleep off the 18 hours of drinking I accomplished.

P.S. No foul outs.

Emerge from de dahkness wit me big blunt aglow