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So, was there anything good on tv last night?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED IT. BUT THAT WAS ALWAYS GOING TO BE TRUE.
OH GAIUS, OH GAIUS GAIUS GAIUS, EVEN THE JESUS BEARD WAS BETTER THAN THAT WANNATACHE AND GOUTEE YOU WERE TRYING TO WEAR. SPEAK TO THE ADMIRAL ABOUT THE CORRECT GROWTH OF A PORNSTACHE AND HOW IT DIDN'T GET HIM LAID ON NEW CAPRICA. (EXCEPT THAT HE TOTALLY DID GET LAID ON NC AND DON'T YOU BRING YOUR CONTRADICTIONS TO MY DOOR!!!)
HAHAHAHA TINY PILOTS INSIDE THEM???? CARPOOL?! HAHAHA SEELIX. BUT MOSTLY SHUT UP ALREADY UNLESS YOU'RE BEING A HILARIOUSLY SNARKY BITCH AND NOT JUST A TOOL.
GAUIS DO NOT PREACH TO THE DUDES WITH GUNS FOR HANDS. DAY ONE LESSON ONE OF HOW TO NOT TO CONVERT PEOPLE TO YOUR RELIGION.
I CAN'T WAIT TIL HE FINDS OUT HIS ROBOT GIRLFRIEND IS KNOCKED UP WITH HER ROBOT INTERROGATORS BABY. AND I REALLY CAN'T WAIT UNTIL HIS IMAGINARY ROBOT GIRLFRIEND FINDS OUT ABOUT IT. THE BABY MATH SHE'LL BE SPEWING WILL BE NOT BE FOR AMATEURS. ATHENA + HELO = HERA WHERE PARENTS = IMAGINARY!ME + REAL!YOU. REAL!ME + TIGH = ?????....A PONY? GOOD TIMES!
HEEEEEEE THE HYBRID IS NOT AMUSED BY EITHER OF Y'ALLS TRYING TO TALK TO HER. BUT I AM. LAURA WILL TAKE HER SHOES OFF ANYWHERE. I LOVE THAT.
(POSSIBLE) VISIONS OF HER DEATH. HAIIIIIIII ELOSHA! YOU LOOK AWESOME. YOU COULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT BILLY? BOOOOO. HA, I LOVE HOW THE PREVIOUSLY HAD NO MENTION OF ELOSHA, LIKE THEY WERE ALL FUCK YOU IF YOU WEREN'T AROUND FOR ELOSHA AND HER AWESOMENESS. RENT THE DVDS MOTHERFRAKKERS.
I LOVE HELO. I DO. BECAUSE EVEN WHEN HE'S NOT RIGHT, HE'S NEVER REALLY WRONG. AND ALWAYS HOT.
D'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNA. COMMMMMMMEEEEE LIVE WTH MEEEEEEEEEE YOU FANTASTICALLY SARKY HOT CHICK. I LOVED HER LAURA FAKE OUT. PRICELESS.
OH YEAH, SO LAURA WAS IN THIS EP. YOU MAY NOT HAVE NOTICED. OR YOU MAY HAVE BEEN BLINDED BY THE SHEAR NOVA POWER OF MM'S ACTING. I LOVE LOVE LOVE THAT IN ALL HER VISIONS SHE WAS KINDA HANDFLAPPY AND HAD NO IDEA HOW TO HOLD HERSELF. HER FACE DURING THE FIRST ONE ALL "I HAVE GONE BEJAYSUS NUTS. AND WHY IS MY BOYFRIENDS SHIP ALL EMPTY?"
GOD, WHEN SHE WAS WATCHING BILL....MY HEART, SHE WEPT. WHEN HE PUT THE RING ON HER FINGER I ABOUT DIED, AND HER FACE..."OHHHHHH. SO WE SHOULD UNSEEKRIT THE MARRIAGE AND LIKE SEX UP IN THE CIC?"
HER SAVING OF GAIUS. OK, MM DESERVES EVERY AWARD EVER MADE. FUCKING HELL. FUCKING FUCKING HELL.
BUT HEEEEEEEE HER FACE WHEN D'ANNA SAID SHE WAS CYLON. AS I SAID TO GIDGET, ITS ALL "AWWW FRAK! AWKWARD!!!! THINK BILL WILL FRAK ME IN THE AIRLOCK BEFORE HE TOSSES ME OUT?! AND OF COURSE YOU TELL ME AFTER I SPLODED THE HUB. ASS." AND THEN ALL "BITCH THINKS SHE'S FRAKKING HILARIOUS. AND SHE'S RIGHT. ASS."
BUT COME ON, IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE LAST SCENE. THE VERY CHANGE IN HER DEMEANOUR FROM THE LAST VISION ONWARDS, THE ABSOLUTE SERENITY AND PEACE THAT'S SHE'S EXUDING. SO MUCH LOVE.
APPARENTLY SHE LOVES THIS BILL GUY! WHO KNEW? (EXCEPT FOR EVERYONE. INCLUDING ROMO'S CAT). I'VE WATCHED THE LAST PART SO MANY TIMES THAT ITS BORDERING ON INSANE. AND I'LL BE WATCHING IT AS MANY TIMES AGAIN. PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT. HER HURLING HERSELF BACK AT HIM? PERFECT.
RAPTOR!SEX HAPPENED FOR SURE AFTER THE CREDITS. YOU KNOW IT.
AND YOU KNOW THAT NEXT WEEK, THE LAST EP BEFORE THE LONGEST MIDSEASON HIATUS IN THE WORLD, IS GONNA FUCK EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING RIGHT THE FUCK UP.
KEEP REWINDING!!!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED IT. BUT THAT WAS ALWAYS GOING TO BE TRUE.
OH GAIUS, OH GAIUS GAIUS GAIUS, EVEN THE JESUS BEARD WAS BETTER THAN THAT WANNATACHE AND GOUTEE YOU WERE TRYING TO WEAR. SPEAK TO THE ADMIRAL ABOUT THE CORRECT GROWTH OF A PORNSTACHE AND HOW IT DIDN'T GET HIM LAID ON NEW CAPRICA. (EXCEPT THAT HE TOTALLY DID GET LAID ON NC AND DON'T YOU BRING YOUR CONTRADICTIONS TO MY DOOR!!!)
HAHAHAHA TINY PILOTS INSIDE THEM???? CARPOOL?! HAHAHA SEELIX. BUT MOSTLY SHUT UP ALREADY UNLESS YOU'RE BEING A HILARIOUSLY SNARKY BITCH AND NOT JUST A TOOL.
GAUIS DO NOT PREACH TO THE DUDES WITH GUNS FOR HANDS. DAY ONE LESSON ONE OF HOW TO NOT TO CONVERT PEOPLE TO YOUR RELIGION.
I CAN'T WAIT TIL HE FINDS OUT HIS ROBOT GIRLFRIEND IS KNOCKED UP WITH HER ROBOT INTERROGATORS BABY. AND I REALLY CAN'T WAIT UNTIL HIS IMAGINARY ROBOT GIRLFRIEND FINDS OUT ABOUT IT. THE BABY MATH SHE'LL BE SPEWING WILL BE NOT BE FOR AMATEURS. ATHENA + HELO = HERA WHERE PARENTS = IMAGINARY!ME + REAL!YOU. REAL!ME + TIGH = ?????....A PONY? GOOD TIMES!
HEEEEEEE THE HYBRID IS NOT AMUSED BY EITHER OF Y'ALLS TRYING TO TALK TO HER. BUT I AM. LAURA WILL TAKE HER SHOES OFF ANYWHERE. I LOVE THAT.
(POSSIBLE) VISIONS OF HER DEATH. HAIIIIIIII ELOSHA! YOU LOOK AWESOME. YOU COULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT BILLY? BOOOOO. HA, I LOVE HOW THE PREVIOUSLY HAD NO MENTION OF ELOSHA, LIKE THEY WERE ALL FUCK YOU IF YOU WEREN'T AROUND FOR ELOSHA AND HER AWESOMENESS. RENT THE DVDS MOTHERFRAKKERS.
I LOVE HELO. I DO. BECAUSE EVEN WHEN HE'S NOT RIGHT, HE'S NEVER REALLY WRONG. AND ALWAYS HOT.
D'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNA. COMMMMMMMEEEEE LIVE WTH MEEEEEEEEEE YOU FANTASTICALLY SARKY HOT CHICK. I LOVED HER LAURA FAKE OUT. PRICELESS.
OH YEAH, SO LAURA WAS IN THIS EP. YOU MAY NOT HAVE NOTICED. OR YOU MAY HAVE BEEN BLINDED BY THE SHEAR NOVA POWER OF MM'S ACTING. I LOVE LOVE LOVE THAT IN ALL HER VISIONS SHE WAS KINDA HANDFLAPPY AND HAD NO IDEA HOW TO HOLD HERSELF. HER FACE DURING THE FIRST ONE ALL "I HAVE GONE BEJAYSUS NUTS. AND WHY IS MY BOYFRIENDS SHIP ALL EMPTY?"
GOD, WHEN SHE WAS WATCHING BILL....MY HEART, SHE WEPT. WHEN HE PUT THE RING ON HER FINGER I ABOUT DIED, AND HER FACE..."OHHHHHH. SO WE SHOULD UNSEEKRIT THE MARRIAGE AND LIKE SEX UP IN THE CIC?"
HER SAVING OF GAIUS. OK, MM DESERVES EVERY AWARD EVER MADE. FUCKING HELL. FUCKING FUCKING HELL.
BUT HEEEEEEEE HER FACE WHEN D'ANNA SAID SHE WAS CYLON. AS I SAID TO GIDGET, ITS ALL "AWWW FRAK! AWKWARD!!!! THINK BILL WILL FRAK ME IN THE AIRLOCK BEFORE HE TOSSES ME OUT?! AND OF COURSE YOU TELL ME AFTER I SPLODED THE HUB. ASS." AND THEN ALL "BITCH THINKS SHE'S FRAKKING HILARIOUS. AND SHE'S RIGHT. ASS."
BUT COME ON, IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE LAST SCENE. THE VERY CHANGE IN HER DEMEANOUR FROM THE LAST VISION ONWARDS, THE ABSOLUTE SERENITY AND PEACE THAT'S SHE'S EXUDING. SO MUCH LOVE.
APPARENTLY SHE LOVES THIS BILL GUY! WHO KNEW? (EXCEPT FOR EVERYONE. INCLUDING ROMO'S CAT). I'VE WATCHED THE LAST PART SO MANY TIMES THAT ITS BORDERING ON INSANE. AND I'LL BE WATCHING IT AS MANY TIMES AGAIN. PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT. HER HURLING HERSELF BACK AT HIM? PERFECT.
RAPTOR!SEX HAPPENED FOR SURE AFTER THE CREDITS. YOU KNOW IT.
AND YOU KNOW THAT NEXT WEEK, THE LAST EP BEFORE THE LONGEST MIDSEASON HIATUS IN THE WORLD, IS GONNA FUCK EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING RIGHT THE FUCK UP.
KEEP REWINDING!!!