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Well its a Saturday after a BSG...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY GOT TO SEE IT AND IT FELT LIKE IT WAS 5 MINUTES LONG AS IT FLEW BY WITH ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME
IF YOU ARE NOT GAY FOR D'ANNA THAN WE CANNOT TALK ANYMORE!!! BITCH IS SEXAY, AND HARDCORE AND HARDCORE SEXAY. AND WILL PEOPLE NEVER LEARN THAT SHE AND LAURA ARE AIRLOCKING SOULMATES! SRSLY SHE WILL NOT.BACK.DOWN.BITCHES. UNLESS YOU'RE GAIUS AND TALKING ABOUT GOD AND SHIT.
OH LEEEEEEEMO, YOU WERE LESS TOOLISH THIS WEEK. TURNS OUT WHEN YOU'RE PREZ AND CHANNELLING A WOMAN YOU'RE LESS ANNOYING. OBVIOUSLY YOU WERE MEANT TO HAVE A VAGINA. OR POSSIBLY SEEKRILY HAVE ONE ALREADY. MAYBE THE VIPER WILL SING TO IT! THE HAIR...IS STILL GINORMOUS. PLEASE SEE PREZ'S ROSLIN AND BALTAR ABOUT HAVING THE CORRECT PRESIDENTIAL DO.
AND GOING THROUGH ALL LAURA'S STUFF IN BILL'S/THEIR CABIN. COS SHE TOTALLY LIVES THERE FOR PERMANENT NOW.
LOOOOOOOVED THE LAURA AND GAIUS SCENES. GAIUS'S ALL "I LOVE LIVING AND MY SEX HAREM, SO CHEERS FOR THE LACK OF A MURDER!!!". HAHA, THAT CRACKED ME UP. AND LAURA DURING THE WHOLE THING, SHE'S SO MUCH CALMER AND PEACEFUL AND JUST FRAKKING HAPPY NOW THAT SHE'S GONNA GET TO RIDE AN ADMIRAL.
FUCK YOU TORY. NO SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU. I LOVE HOW ON EARTH SHE TRIED TO TOUCH ANDERS AND HE WAS ALL GO SLUT ELSEWHERE! AND HOW SHE'S TOTALLY TINY. LIKE WHEN THEY BRING HER TO THE COMMAND CENTER ON THE BASESTAR AND EVERY OTHER CYLON IS A FREAKING AMAZON AND SHE'S LIKE 4" TALL. HAHA YOU SUCK AS A CYLON.
OH TIGH. I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE YOU. NO FOR REALS. AND I LOVE CAPRICA/TIGH. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT TOO. DON'T LIE. AND HOW SHE WAS HOLDING HER STOMACH ON EARTH!! AND TOUCHING HIS BACK!! AND HOW SHE WAS EVEN ON EARTH TO BEGIN WITH COS BILL WAS *REALLY* ALL FRAK IT, PARTAY TIME FOR EVERYONE! BUT SRSLY, WHEN HE WAS TELLING BILL HE WAS A CYLON AND THEN IN THE AIRLOCK, FUCKING TEARS.
TYROL WHEN THEY ARRESTED HIM. LOLZ!!!! HIS FACE! ALL "HAHA YOU TOTALLY FOUND US!!! GUESS THIS GAME OF HIDE AND SEEK IS OVAH!" KATEE ROCKED OUT WITH THE STARBUCK FINDING OUT ABOUT ANDERS. I FUCKING LOVE HER. BUT HOW MUCH A HANDFLAPPY SPAZZY RUN WAS THAT TO THE AIRLOCK??? SERIOUSLY GO BACK AND WATCH WHEN SHE TAKES THE FIRST CORNER ITS HILARIOUS. "U GUISSSSSSSE, I IZ IN A HURRRRRRRY"
ALL AWARDS EVER MADE FOR EJO THIS FRAKKING MINUTE. SERIOUSLY. THE BREAKDOWN? THE CRYING? THE ROBE? FUCKING KILL ME DEAD. I CRIED. I FEEL NO SHAME. THE WANTING TO TAKE TIGH TO COTTLE? ACHE IN MY HEART.
WHAT ELSE WHAT ELSE...I KID! THE CHEEK PRESS! AND HIS "I'M NOT GOING! SEXINGS!" AND HER ALL "LATER! IF YOU DON'T SPLODE US!" MORE HUGS!!! THEY SHOULD HAVE ALL THEIR MEETINGS VIA CHEEKPRESSHUGS. AWWWW WHEN SHE SHOWS UP IN HIS QUARTERS...."ITS GOOD TO SEX SEE YOU" ALL THE TOUCHING! AND THE EYESEX! AND THE LEE WISHING HE WAS ELSEWHERE COS HIS PARENTS ARE HORNY! AND THE HAND HOLDING IN CIC AND THE LONGEST.HUG.EVER. AND HER FACE! ALL NAPTIMEWITHMYBOYFRIEND!!!!
EARTH: DAMN YOU RDM!!!! MM'S DELIVERY WAS AWESOME. LOVING THE CAP BILL *SNORT*! AND HOW THEY ALL LIKE TOOK THE TIME TO GET CHANGED. BUT D'ANNA'S FACE WAS THE BEST. "WHAT.THE.FUCK.BITCHES? YOU SAID THERE'D BE COFFEE!!!! WHAT IS THIS SHITHOLE?! WHERES THE DISCO???"
EVEN THAT FRAKKING PLANET NEW CAPRICA WAS BETTER THAN THIS! AND THAT HAD A DETENTION CENTER AND A FUCKING OCCUPATION. AND WEED.
SO. MUCH. FIC. NEEDS TO BE WRITTEN NOW! I WANT PRE LANDING CABIN SEXINGS FIC!!! AND POST LANDING CABIN MOURNING THE LACK OF A DISCO FIC!!!
FUCKING HIATUS. FUCKING PROMO. THAT BETTER NOT BE DEAD!LAURA UNDER THAT BLANKET OR I'M GETTING THE FANGURL ARMY TOGETHER. YOU HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED RDM!!!
RIGHT.
ON YOUR MARKS.
GET SET.
FLAIL!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY GOT TO SEE IT AND IT FELT LIKE IT WAS 5 MINUTES LONG AS IT FLEW BY WITH ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME
IF YOU ARE NOT GAY FOR D'ANNA THAN WE CANNOT TALK ANYMORE!!! BITCH IS SEXAY, AND HARDCORE AND HARDCORE SEXAY. AND WILL PEOPLE NEVER LEARN THAT SHE AND LAURA ARE AIRLOCKING SOULMATES! SRSLY SHE WILL NOT.BACK.DOWN.BITCHES. UNLESS YOU'RE GAIUS AND TALKING ABOUT GOD AND SHIT.
OH LEEEEEEEMO, YOU WERE LESS TOOLISH THIS WEEK. TURNS OUT WHEN YOU'RE PREZ AND CHANNELLING A WOMAN YOU'RE LESS ANNOYING. OBVIOUSLY YOU WERE MEANT TO HAVE A VAGINA. OR POSSIBLY SEEKRILY HAVE ONE ALREADY. MAYBE THE VIPER WILL SING TO IT! THE HAIR...IS STILL GINORMOUS. PLEASE SEE PREZ'S ROSLIN AND BALTAR ABOUT HAVING THE CORRECT PRESIDENTIAL DO.
AND GOING THROUGH ALL LAURA'S STUFF IN BILL'S/THEIR CABIN. COS SHE TOTALLY LIVES THERE FOR PERMANENT NOW.
LOOOOOOOVED THE LAURA AND GAIUS SCENES. GAIUS'S ALL "I LOVE LIVING AND MY SEX HAREM, SO CHEERS FOR THE LACK OF A MURDER!!!". HAHA, THAT CRACKED ME UP. AND LAURA DURING THE WHOLE THING, SHE'S SO MUCH CALMER AND PEACEFUL AND JUST FRAKKING HAPPY NOW THAT SHE'S GONNA GET TO RIDE AN ADMIRAL.
FUCK YOU TORY. NO SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU. I LOVE HOW ON EARTH SHE TRIED TO TOUCH ANDERS AND HE WAS ALL GO SLUT ELSEWHERE! AND HOW SHE'S TOTALLY TINY. LIKE WHEN THEY BRING HER TO THE COMMAND CENTER ON THE BASESTAR AND EVERY OTHER CYLON IS A FREAKING AMAZON AND SHE'S LIKE 4" TALL. HAHA YOU SUCK AS A CYLON.
OH TIGH. I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE YOU. NO FOR REALS. AND I LOVE CAPRICA/TIGH. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT TOO. DON'T LIE. AND HOW SHE WAS HOLDING HER STOMACH ON EARTH!! AND TOUCHING HIS BACK!! AND HOW SHE WAS EVEN ON EARTH TO BEGIN WITH COS BILL WAS *REALLY* ALL FRAK IT, PARTAY TIME FOR EVERYONE! BUT SRSLY, WHEN HE WAS TELLING BILL HE WAS A CYLON AND THEN IN THE AIRLOCK, FUCKING TEARS.
TYROL WHEN THEY ARRESTED HIM. LOLZ!!!! HIS FACE! ALL "HAHA YOU TOTALLY FOUND US!!! GUESS THIS GAME OF HIDE AND SEEK IS OVAH!" KATEE ROCKED OUT WITH THE STARBUCK FINDING OUT ABOUT ANDERS. I FUCKING LOVE HER. BUT HOW MUCH A HANDFLAPPY SPAZZY RUN WAS THAT TO THE AIRLOCK??? SERIOUSLY GO BACK AND WATCH WHEN SHE TAKES THE FIRST CORNER ITS HILARIOUS. "U GUISSSSSSSE, I IZ IN A HURRRRRRRY"
ALL AWARDS EVER MADE FOR EJO THIS FRAKKING MINUTE. SERIOUSLY. THE BREAKDOWN? THE CRYING? THE ROBE? FUCKING KILL ME DEAD. I CRIED. I FEEL NO SHAME. THE WANTING TO TAKE TIGH TO COTTLE? ACHE IN MY HEART.
WHAT ELSE WHAT ELSE...I KID! THE CHEEK PRESS! AND HIS "I'M NOT GOING! SEXINGS!" AND HER ALL "LATER! IF YOU DON'T SPLODE US!" MORE HUGS!!! THEY SHOULD HAVE ALL THEIR MEETINGS VIA CHEEKPRESSHUGS. AWWWW WHEN SHE SHOWS UP IN HIS QUARTERS...."ITS GOOD TO SEX SEE YOU" ALL THE TOUCHING! AND THE EYESEX! AND THE LEE WISHING HE WAS ELSEWHERE COS HIS PARENTS ARE HORNY! AND THE HAND HOLDING IN CIC AND THE LONGEST.HUG.EVER. AND HER FACE! ALL NAPTIMEWITHMYBOYFRIEND!!!!
EARTH: DAMN YOU RDM!!!! MM'S DELIVERY WAS AWESOME. LOVING THE CAP BILL *SNORT*! AND HOW THEY ALL LIKE TOOK THE TIME TO GET CHANGED. BUT D'ANNA'S FACE WAS THE BEST. "WHAT.THE.FUCK.BITCHES? YOU SAID THERE'D BE COFFEE!!!! WHAT IS THIS SHITHOLE?! WHERES THE DISCO???"
EVEN THAT FRAKKING PLANET NEW CAPRICA WAS BETTER THAN THIS! AND THAT HAD A DETENTION CENTER AND A FUCKING OCCUPATION. AND WEED.
SO. MUCH. FIC. NEEDS TO BE WRITTEN NOW! I WANT PRE LANDING CABIN SEXINGS FIC!!! AND POST LANDING CABIN MOURNING THE LACK OF A DISCO FIC!!!
FUCKING HIATUS. FUCKING PROMO. THAT BETTER NOT BE DEAD!LAURA UNDER THAT BLANKET OR I'M GETTING THE FANGURL ARMY TOGETHER. YOU HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED RDM!!!
RIGHT.
ON YOUR MARKS.
GET SET.
FLAIL!!!!!