Buggering fucking hell, I hate these telly-fun things. Not even a proper amount of buttons on it or anything, how does this even w-
[The device's audio feed cuts out before the video turns on with a closeup of... An ear. What were you expecting, he thinks it's a telephone or some shite. Anyway. He pulls it back to stare at it with a disappointed
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Haven't really seen any hogs with warts, but there might have been some griffins tearing down doors.
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[ because really, that was horribly indiscreet. at least they didn't even bother with the statute of secrecy. ]
Don't you have something more important you should be doing? Nothing against the extra company...
[ stilllll thinking he's Harry. ]
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Har har, you utter gits. Taken you this long to get on this honker Muggle thing and give a bloke a friendly face? For shame. And shut it, that was dead tricky of me with the code, don't you think? Ravenclaw riddle-worthy, really.
...Er. [Fuck fuck fuck was he supposed to have been on another mission after the party? ...He's pretty sure he wasn't. Unless Moody shuffled duty rosters at the last minute, the basketcase. James wouldn't put it past him. Crap.] Well, even if I did, which isn't to say that it's true, it's not as if I asked to wake up in some bollocking forest with a hangover. So I think I'm rather excused, don't you.
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[Sarcasm, yes, but not bitingly so. James grins before sighing and dragging a hand through his hair which. Seriously looks like it might just walk off at this point growling, it's that unruly and filled with twigs.]
Look, there were lots of loud noises, grotesque monster things, and possibly a lightsabre. I don't know. I'm not a Jedi. [The yet is implied.] It is entirely possible and expected for one to get all turned about.
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[She pauses, because, as much as he might have irritated her when they arrived here, she really is happy to see him alive and uninjured.]
Good to see you're okay.
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[And he goes back to shaking it crazily and cursing under his breath - but he stops to grin and wink.]
Wotcher back at ya. Sorry I couldn't rightly stick around to see all the action but. [I didn't want to hex things in front of people and then possibly botch an Obliviate thus destroying all your spoon-related memories. ...Hm. No, he won't be saying that.]
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[Kate is immediately suspicious at the cut-off sentence, and narrows her eyes a bit. What is the deal with this guy?]
But what?
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...Buuuut I. Er. Hm. [Crappity, what is he going to say? ...He could go with the coward excuse, but he is a Gryffindor damn it, even if he's just lying - won't be about that. OH. WAIT. This will work - and it's almost true as he's pretty sure they never covered THOSE things in Care of Magical Creatures or Defence Against the Dark Arts.] Don't rightly know how to duel with such monster things.
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