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[babyprincess315]

11 Ways To Treat A Penis

1) You've gotta "introduce" yourself to Willy Wonderful, i.e., "Hi ! I'm Shirley ! Nice to meet ya, big guy !". Don't dive on it likes it's a raw piece of meat and you're a starving pitbull! Be gentle. Stroke him nice and easy. Make friends first

Comments

Very kool....

[sagezoo]

I like what you had to say. I am glad there are people like you looking out for Mr. Penis..

[yoursentientgod]

it sounds to me like you take very good care of your boyfriend. keep up the good work and keep spreading the good word.