Your Linguistic Profile:45% Dixie40% General American English5% Midwestern5% Upper Midwestern0% Yankee
What Kind of American English Do You Speak? Butterfinger
They call you sticky fingers for a reason!
What Kind of Candy Are You? You Were Nice This Year!
You're an uber-perfect person who is on the top of Santa's list.
You probably didn't even *think* any naughty thoughts this year.
Unless you're a Mormon, you've probably been a little too good.
Is that extra candy cane worth being a sweetheart for 365 days straight?
Were You Naughty or Nice This Year? You Are 70% "Average American"
You are average because you wouldn't pay to go in space.
You are not average since you do make New Year's resolutions.
How "Average American" Are You? Your Luck Quotient: 77%
You have a high luck quotient.
More often than not, you've felt very lucky in your life.
You may be randomly lucky, but it's probably more than that.
Optimistic and open minded, you take advantage of all the luck that comes your way.
How Lucky Are You?