Hey Karen

Your boy from Twilight is a douche.

And cold tater tots suck

I got my salad.

It looks so beautiful. I cant eat it. The garlic and balsamic vinegar smell is making my a slimey pukey piece of shit.

I'm eating the bread that came along with it.

Will try again in an hour.

Baby spinach, blackened chicken, sundried tomatos, goat cheese, bacon, croutons, whole chunks of garlic...I love you all.

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I'm going to post a picture of a tree.

Just you wait.

You know when you drink too much and the next day you get that weird feeling in your mouth ? You're so thirsty, but no amount of liquid makes that thick taste go away ?

Yeah, a sprite, a water and a G2 gatorade is not helping. I ate a pudding cup for breakfast. I tried sucking on a lollipop, but I cant produce enough saliva.

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It seems the power cord for my laptop is broken.

I can only stomach to listen to a handful of his songs. And I download them all illegally.

But I dont care anymore

Josh Groban is HOT.


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