Is there anything going on tonight(that I should know about)? My friend Sasha and I would like to go out.

When your boyfriend drops by just to bring you hot homemade chili on a cold night(well lets just pretend brrr)

Fall creek falls was beautiful, and If i weren't in the dark ages of technology I would have pictures to post but alas I do not. We got there on Monday and picked out a perfect campsite. Not alot of people there so there were animals everywhere including wild turkeys, raccoons and deer who came within ten feet of us just to watch us set up.we had ( Read more... )

I'm very excited, we're going camping tomorrow for the whole freakin week. woo-hoo. We are going to be going to fall creek falls 30 minutes outside of chattanooga, its beautiful. I went once in highschool and it was amazing. We have tons of stuff for the kids to do and 2 tents, a screened tent, a giganto boat tarp, smoker grill (Burt makes killer ( Read more... )

So I just found out by our neighbor that my son, and my sisters daughter, set a booby trap for him. He came out one night and the string that he had left in a tree and some traffic cones had been cinched tight, he tripped over them ( about 2am)and realized that he had been boobie trapped. After some research we realized it was the same day that ( Read more... )

We went to the jam friday night to see George Clinton and parliament. It was great. I think my kids enjoyed all the people but by the time the show started my son had curled up with a blanket on the ground and fell asleep. How the hell do you sleep through George Clinton? After Lilly and I danced a bit she just looked at me and said, I ready to go ( Read more... )

Somedays when I wake up the honest truth is that I don't want to be the person I am. Oh sure there are so many things to be happy about, I feel as if I'm doing something right, but I don't feel that I am really the person I am or really that I know I could be. But in reality that is all that I am, And Something's gotta give. I'm ready to bust loose ( Read more... )

So there is always something interesting to see on my porch, but last night tops all. Outside about 1:30 am, this guy is walking down the sidewalk and he didn't see me. But I saw him and he was beating off, yep thats right spanking the monkey, playing with his sausage and he was at a pretty good pace too. Just walking and wackin. When he did see ( Read more... )

I hate my house. Its big and old and has dark wood and seriosly bad fengshui(if you don't believe it you would if you lived here). The backyard is infested with poisonivy(so much for the kids playing outside), and its right on Holmes with so much traffic and vagrants walking around all hours of the night. There is one window unit that the landlord ( Read more... )

So I get to work today at 2pm for a catering, and guess what, it was cancelled. I own a goddam phone for a reason you fucking morons. EWWWW! I think I may cancel myself from work tomorrow night and let them figure it out after its too late. Oh well I'm sure I can find something to do, I am childless tonight anyway. Their dad likes to have them when ( Read more... )