Do you keep the reciepts for the friends that you buy?

Jul 18, 2005 11:59




****SURVEY NUMBER ONE***

If I were a month I would be: November
If I were a day of the week I would be: Tuesday
If I were a time of day I would be: 7:12- LOCKER TIME.
If I were a planet I would be: Venus
If I were a sea animal I would be: Dolphin
If I were a direction I would be: East
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A lamp... I wanna shine!
If I were a historical figure I would be: Catherine The great
If I were a liquid I would be: Strawberry lemonade
If I were a stone, I would be: an emerald
If I were a tree, I would be: a flowering tree... any kind.
If I were a bird, I would be: a songbird.
If I were a tool, I would be: I don't fucking have an answer for that one.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a lily
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: snow
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Guitar
If I were an animal, I would be: A butterfly
If I were a color, I would be: pink
If I were an emotion, I would be: confused
If I were a vegetable, I would be: corn? lol, I dunno that one.
If I were a sound, I would be: wind
If I were an element, I would be: fire
If I were a car, I would be: a BMW
If I were a song, I would be: 'Don't Look Back in Anger'- Oasis
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: No idea...
If I were a book, I would be written by: I dunno, lol.
If I were a food, I would be: pop-tarts
If I were a place, I would be: A city.... Boston or London.
If I were a material, I would be: silk
If I were a taste, I would be: sweet
If I were a scent, I would be: wondefleur by avon.
If I were a religion, I would be: athiest
If I were a word, I would be: spiffy
If I were an object, I would be: a locket
If I were a body part I would be: an eye
If I were a facial expression I would be: a smile
If I were a subject in school I would be: drama
If I were a cartoon character I would be: ariel
If I were a shape I would be: traingle
If I were a number I would be: 52

X = Have done
\ = Have done something very similar
- = Would like to do
space = Don't want to do

(x) Been Tipsy
(x) Smoked Pot
( ) Dropped E
( ) Done Shrooms
( ) Downed a Bottle of Robitussin
( ) Smoked Opium
( ) Done PCP
( ) Eaten Peyote
( ) Smoked Salvia
( ) Snorted Cocaine
( ) Done Crystal Meth
( ) Drank Absinthe
( ) Dropped LSD
( ) Swallowed DMT
( ) Huffed Nitrous
( ) Snorted a Shit Load of Nutmeg
( ) Done Heroin
( ) Drank GHB
(x) Kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) Kissed a member of the same sex
( ) Crashed a friends' car
( ) Been to Japan
(-) Ridden in a Taxi
( ) Had Anal Sex
(-) Been in Love
(x) Had Sex
(/) Had Sex in Public
(x) Been Dumped (who hasn't?)
( ) Shoplifted
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been in a Fist Fight
( ) Had a Threesome
( ) Snuck out of my Parents' House
( ) Been Tied Up
( ) Been caught Masturbating
( ) Caught someone else Masturbating
( ) Pissed on Myself
( ) Had Sex with a member of the Same Sex
( ) Been Arrested
(/) Made out with a Stranger (he was almost a stranger)
(x) Stole something from my Job/School (only flowers from work and like a pencil from school or something)
(-) Celebrated New Years in Times Square
( ) Gone a Blind Date
(x) Lied to a Friend
(x) Lied to a BEST FRIEND
(x) Had a Crush on a Teacher ( a substitute teacher)
(-) Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(-) Been to Europe
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept with a Co-Worker
(\) Had Sex at the Office
(-) Be Married (someday)
( ) Gotten Divorced
(-) Have Children (someday)
(x) Slapped someone I love (sometimes ppl need that)
(/) Driven over 400 miles to attend a show/festival/fetish ball
(x) Been to Canada 
( ) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a Plane
(-) Had sex on a plane (lol, that'd be awesome)
( ) Had sex with more than one person in a week
( ) ...in a day
( ) Posed Nude
( ) Gotten someone drunk just to have sex
( ) Cheated on a significant other
( ) Had sex with my boss
( ) Dated or had sex with a roommate
( ) Hitchhiked
( ) Danced Naked
(x) Eaten meat
( ) Had a Tattoo
( ) Booty called someone
( ) Stuck something up my ass for pleasure
(x) Swallowed Semen
( ) Had a Golden Shower
( ) Been in a Orgy
(x) Had phone sex (I was dating him so its okay)
( ) Had Cyber sex
( ) Danced on a table
(x) Broken a bone
( ) Skinny Dipped
( ) Saved Someone's life
( ) Tried to commit Suicide
( ) Been Pulled over by a cop
( ) Knew the cop and got your friends out of trouble
( ) Ditched the cops

::Questions About You::.
.::About You::.
.::What is your FULL name?::.: Jasmine Anne Collins
.::How old are you?::.: 15
.::When's your birthday?::.: November 18th 1989
.::Which one of these are you?! {Punk, Prep, Goth, Freak, Gangsta, Emo} ::.: Prep, prolly.
.::What's your Zodac Sign?::.: Scorpio
.::How tall are you?::.: 5'ft
.::Love Life::.
.::Are you in love?::.: No.
.::If so, with whom?::.:
.::Who do you wish to be in love with?::.: No one right now... He's a prick and I am trying to forget about him.
.::Have you ever hugged that person?::.: No one? yeah I've no one.  lol.  I say no one and they ask if I have hugged him.... jeez.
.::Have you ever kissed that person?::.: as above
.::Did you ever have sex with that person?::.: No one and me aren't ready to take it to that level.
.::If not, do you want to?::.: No one?  yeah, he's great.
.::How long have you known this person?::.: what the fuck, there is NO PERSON RIGHT NOW.
.::Do you want to marry this person?::.: yes.... lol, clearly I'm kidding.
.::Favorites::.
.::What's your favorite color?::.: pink
.::What's your favorite band/singer?::.: Oasis
.::What's your favorite radio station?::.: 95.5
.::What's your favorite type of shoes?::.: whatever is spiffy
.::What's your favorite stores to shop at?::.: Guess,. Amebercrombie & fitch, areopostal, american eagle, express, barnes & nobel, ect ect
.::What's your favorite fast food resturaunt?::.: Panda express & burger king
.::What's your favorite fancy resturaunt?::.: Ummmmmm... don't have one.
.::What's your favorite type of food?::.: chinese
.::What's your favorite drink?::.: strawberry lemonade
.::What's your favorite color eyes?::.: green... like me.
.::What's your favorite color hair?::.: red... like me.
.::What's your favorite type of animal?::.: butterfly
.::What's your favorite subject in school?::.: history/english/drama
.::What's your favorite show?::.: Passions, or gilmore girls
.::What's your favorite movie?::.: The butterfly effect

.::This or That::.
.::Party or the Beach?::.: party
.::Coke or Sprite?::.: sprite
.::Doggies or Kitties?::.: neither.
.::Shorts or Pants?::.: Pants
.::T-Shirts or Long Sleeved?::.: Long sleeved
.::House or Apartment?::.: House
.::AIM or MSN?::.: neither
.::Lions or Tigers?::.: Tigers
.::Love or Lust?::.: Love
.::Marrige or Sex Partner?::.: sex partner right now and marriage later
.::Hairspray or Gel?::.: neither
.::A Couple Best Friends or Lots of Friends?::.: A couple best friends
.::Bath or Shower?::.: baths
.::DVD Player or VCR?::.: DVD player
.::Shoes or Sandals?::.: sandals
.::Lipstick or Lipgloss?::.: lipgloss
.::Fan or AC?::.: AC
.::God or Devil?::.: or
.::Your Name::. Jazzy
.::Do people misspell your name?::.: from Jasmin to Jazzmine. lol.
.::If so, first or last name?::.: first, my last name is self-explanatory.
.::How do they misspell it?::.: Jazzmine
.::How many other people do you know, with the same first name as you?::.: No one, except for the cartoon Jasmine
.::What about your last name? (Not including family)::.: not really.
.::Is anybody named after you?::.: No
.::Are you named after anyone?::.: No
.::Would you name your child the same name as you?::.: No, never.
.::If you were a member of the opposite sex.. what would your name be?::.: Max or Dakota
.::Do you like your name right now?::.: Sorta

.::Friends::.
.::How many friends do you have?::.: a lot, lol.
.::How many best friends do you have?::.: 4
.::Do you trust your friends?::.: Some of them more than others
.::Are any of your friends straight?::.: all of them, I think. which is good cos so am I.
.::If so, how many?::.: all
.::Are any of your friends Bi?::.: Not unless they haven't told me so.
.::If so, how many?::.: none.
.::Are any of your friends Gay/Lesbian?::.: no
.::If so, how many?::.: none
.::Do you tell your friends your secrets?::.: A few of my friends, yes...
.::Hyperest?::.: Kersten
.::Funniest?::.: Katie
.::Shyest?::.: Brianna
.::Sweetest?::.: Asia
.::Most Ghettoiest?:::: KERSTEN. lol, JUST KIDDING. Katie! haha, no none of them are ghetto
.::Smartest?::.: Mack or Gared
.::Ditziest?::.: Ker
.::Weirdest?::.: Asia
.::Stupidest::.: Asia/Ker but in a ditzy way
.::Smelliest?::.: none of them, lol.
.::Newest?::.:.: Mackenzie
.::Preppiest?::.: um, me? me n Katie n Gared.
.::Most Gothic?::.: Asia
.::Loudest?::.: Asia/Kersten
.::Sluttiest::.: None of them
.::Quietest::.: Bri
.::Who's your longest, known friend?::.: Asia
.::How many years?::.: 7 years almost

.::Have Your Ever...::.
.::Smoked?::.: yes, but its gross
.::Got drunk?::.: yep
.::Kissed a member of the same sex?::.: no, its not my thing.
.::Bunked school? {How many times?}::.: yep... a bunch
.::Had sex?::.: yep
.::Cybered?::.: nope
.::Gone skinny dippin'?::.: nope
.::Spent money on someone you really liked when they didn't like you?::.: nope.
.::Liked your friends b/f or g/f?::.: no, of course not.
.::Told off a teacher?::.: I don't think so.
.::Told off your parents?::.: lol, of course.
.::Had surgery? {If so, why?}::.: Nope
.::Got beaten up?::.: no
.::Played strip poker?::.: Nope
.::Thought about killing yourself?::.: Yeah, but a long time ago.
.::Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?::.: Nope
.::Broken the law? {If so, how?}::.: yeah plenty of times...
.::Hurt yourself?::.: long time ago.
.::Liked someone who didn't like you back?::.: I hope not, but he could have been lying... I hate not knowing what they're thinking.

.::Do You Believe In...::.
.::God?::.: nope
.::Ghosts?::.: nah
.::Miracles?::.: sometimes
.::Good Luck?::.: sometimes
.::Magic?::.: not exactly.
.::Love at first sight?::.: Yes ^_^
.::Witches/Worlocks?::.: Not really
.::Staying faithful to your partner forever?::.: Maybe
.::Santa, Easter Bunny or the Tooth Farie?::.: only santa when i was a kid...
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