How may we serve thee, oh great master?

[bacaninho]

So I just read a petition from a prisoner in which he demanded that the court grant him every kind of relief imaginable under the sun--except a pony. He did not ask fora a pony.

*update*

In his response to the government's answering pleading, he actually asked for the pony.

Comments

[melanonymous]

Would he like fries with that?

Or perhaps sprinkles?