Why does everything I like get ruined? Should probably see a therapist about that.

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I feel like doing a kegstand in the 3rd court lounge

I need to make a batch of "I've lost control of my life" pudding

It's been thundering all nite and day. I am actually plzd because it hasn't for awhile. And I really like the thunder and rain, as long as it's not during a Memorial Day picnic or something.

"The Simpsons echoes the strains of American-Irish vaudeville humor - the beer-soaked, sneaking-in-late-while-the-wife's-asleep comedy of Harrigan and Hart, McNulty and Murray, the Four Cohans (which, yes, included George M.) and countless others: knockabout yet sentimental, and ultimately about the bonds of blood family. Futurama, conversely, ( Read more... )

Apparently Happy Meals now come from Pleasantville

This means that it is essentially biologically impossible for kids like Isabelle to distrust.

via NPR

They already have a bathroom scale that uses Wi-Fi and connects to the Internet, so that every time you weigh yourself, it uploads it to a database so you can track your weight over time. You can configure it to automatically tweet your weight, in case you want that.
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