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bacchae23

Sweet Jesus Christ with a Hockey Stick...

Aug 29, 2008 23:18

I...

I tried to watch the O'Reilly Factor.

Forty minutes of the O'Reilly Factor. Forty minutes of some pudgy old white supremacist getting his ass with boots and heels well up it handed to him yet still shreking and hollering and finger-pointing like he's just begun and they're dead wrong.

I hear synapses spontaneously combusting. I think I just ( Read more... )

scary

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lol, your icon... bacchae23 August 30 2008, 14:21:30 UTC

God, you should be kissing the ground you're on. Watching the O'Reilly Factor is like seeing a filthy Hobo armed with a taser and a stick with shit on it wander around Suburbia beating puppies, young children, and propositioning women with the stick.

It's just THAT bad.

irisbleufic August 30 2008, 10:32:55 UTC

It isn't pretty.

gaiafaye August 30 2008, 12:41:03 UTC

MISS. ARE YOU OKAY?

DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE? ARE YOU ABLE TO DEACTIVATE YOUR TELEVISION BOX?

WE'RE GOING TO DROP YOU SOME READING MATERIAL TO STAVE OFF ANY EFFECTS WHILE WE MOUNT A RESCUE TEAM.

IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY. WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU.

bacchae23 August 30 2008, 14:24:04 UTC

STEVEN COLBERT...? IS -- IS THAT YOU?

OH, THANK GOD. STEVEN, IT...IT WAS TERRIBLE.

*SOBS*

gaiafaye August 30 2008, 22:40:42 UTC

IT'S OKAY, BB. THE TRUTHINESS AND MIDDLE-AGED HOTNESS WILL SET YOU FREE.

fayore August 30 2008, 15:30:29 UTC

...!?

I CLICKED THAT LINK.

W-WHAT IS THIS.

I'M QUITE INTRIGUED, GOOD SIR.

Now look what you've done! I barely have enough money to pay for my textbooks--!!

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fayore August 30 2008, 15:31:51 UTC

I feel like I might have heard of this movie before. Or whatever it is.

... 8| Is it good that I don't remember?

bacchae23 August 30 2008, 16:36:50 UTC

Thank whatever thing rescued you from remembering the Fox News Show of the O'Reilly Factor. Your life has just been saved. Go and live it.