Project Sewgay
Hell yeah it is time for Project Runway! Although disappointed by its moving to Lifetime, I will still watch every fucking episode, probably a few times. SO! Initial thoughts:
Tim Gunn, Nina Garcia, Heidi Klum, and Michael Kors all still aboard. Awesome.
Of course I'm going to start with the one I find hottest: Blayne
Blonde and thin and kinda surfish. I'd hit it. I'm sure he makes great clothes or something, too.
Also cute: Daniel
Might need a quick shave, but I think he might turn out to be pretty good.
Not cute: Jerry
Bali Hai may call you, on the winds of the sea....
Maaaybe cute: Keith
With the glasses, ech. Without, hmmm. I just don't get the ridonkulous glasses thing (any see So You Think You Can Dance?)
I don't get: Jerrell
I gave this guy change once, but I'm sad he didn't spend it on clothes :(
I don't want: Suede
You gross me out a little and you LOOK like you smell bad
Boring me already: Wesley
Yawn. Oh wait, is there a flood coming? Cuz your pants are ready for some high water.
CuteCuteCute: Terri
She can sing and dance, why not design? I've missed you Diana Ross
WhatWhatWhat: Korto
I mean I guess it is cool we know she makes her own clothes, but I thought the point was to make it look like you didn't.
Where ya going: Leanne
Eileen, I mean Leanne might be fun to watch.
The Most Unique Part 2: Stella
Sooo punk rock, soooooo original, soooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I don't care about anyone else yet. (cut because of pictures, length, and potty language)
Anything else important? Oh, I picked up a 2nd job, am moving out of the house I shared with 3 people and moving in with my straight friend JohnnyBunny, I forgot to go to jury duty and am hoping I don't go to jail, Tim's Bday is the 20th, aaaaaand that's about it.
Have a nice day!
Tim Gunn, Nina Garcia, Heidi Klum, and Michael Kors all still aboard. Awesome.
Of course I'm going to start with the one I find hottest: Blayne
Blonde and thin and kinda surfish. I'd hit it. I'm sure he makes great clothes or something, too.
Also cute: Daniel
Might need a quick shave, but I think he might turn out to be pretty good.
Not cute: Jerry
Bali Hai may call you, on the winds of the sea....
Maaaybe cute: Keith
With the glasses, ech. Without, hmmm. I just don't get the ridonkulous glasses thing (any see So You Think You Can Dance?)
I don't get: Jerrell
I gave this guy change once, but I'm sad he didn't spend it on clothes :(
I don't want: Suede
You gross me out a little and you LOOK like you smell bad
Boring me already: Wesley
Yawn. Oh wait, is there a flood coming? Cuz your pants are ready for some high water.
CuteCuteCute: Terri
She can sing and dance, why not design? I've missed you Diana Ross
WhatWhatWhat: Korto
I mean I guess it is cool we know she makes her own clothes, but I thought the point was to make it look like you didn't.
Where ya going: Leanne
Eileen, I mean Leanne might be fun to watch.
The Most Unique Part 2: Stella
Sooo punk rock, soooooo original, soooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I don't care about anyone else yet. (cut because of pictures, length, and potty language)
Anything else important? Oh, I picked up a 2nd job, am moving out of the house I shared with 3 people and moving in with my straight friend JohnnyBunny, I forgot to go to jury duty and am hoping I don't go to jail, Tim's Bday is the 20th, aaaaaand that's about it.
Have a nice day!