i dented my buddies car tonight. pretty bad. this place is crazy

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im so fucking drunk ( Read more... )

this house is getting sold soon ( Read more... )

i got pulled over today.

and almost got a ticket for D.U.P.: Driving Under the Pimpfluence.
cause im pimp as beans.
or maybe it was for speeding and not having my license on me.
anyhow i got out of it, cause im P.A.B.
Pimp As Beans baby

that was the best visit home in a while.
even if i did miss reynolds, it was rad.

this town is too small

its gross

dude i have a fucking gmail account so im better than all of you ( Read more... )

Elizabeth Hurley is a fox and I'd marry her if she would jsut return my phone calls...

motherfuckers