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[backawayslowly]

This is ONE sentence, believe it or not:

I and my guest agree that I/we shall not make any cause of action, demand or other claim of any kind whatsoever against RPI, MTVN, Viacom International Inc., Columbia Broadcasting System, Warner Bros. Records, the tour management company, Madonna (the "Artist"), Artist’s Management company, any other

Comments

[poohbearjim]

ROFL!

[boyshapedbox]

you sue her, and then get the judge to make her fall on you all the time as punishment.

The mental picture alone of madonna showing up to your apartment, and saying "Dave. Ready?" and then just heaving herself at you is hilarious.

[cmorley]

What if she cops a feel after she lands on you? Then would you sue her?

[castrowoof]

OMFG!

I hope she throws her panties at you, that is, if she wears any!