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[backdoordoc]

Well.

It's finally happened, then.

I guess it was bound to. Keel can only keep me up for so many nights treating his victims before I slip into an exhaustion-induced hallucination. Apparently my subconscious is inventing new words now. The devil is a "communist"? Or, for that matter, a "computer"?

On the extremely unlikely off-chance that all of this

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[theysaidiwasmad]

Another new arrival? Well, here's the short version: Doesn't matter what a Computer is, the important thing is, it's in charge. If you don't go along with what it wants, thing's will go poorly for you. As for the food... well, it is hot, you can say at least that about it.

That's the bad news. The good news is that we do get beds, and they're...acceptably comfortable.

Welcome to Alpha Complex, I'm Gilgamesh.

[backdoordoc]

I suppose it pays to be optimistic at a time like this.

Mossy Lawn.

[mr_computer]

Good morning, Citizen John-R-DWO-1!

Welcome to Alpha Complex!

[backdoordoc]

Just Mossy, thanks. Much as I appreciate the hospitality, I'm afraid I've rather got a revolution to clean up after. Please take me home.

[mr_computer]

I'm sorry, Citizen, relocation to outside of Alpha Complex is not available at your Clearance Level.

[backdoordoc]

That's nice, but I really do have very important business to attend to. People may be hurt if I'm not there, alright? I'm afraid I am going to have to change that request to a demand.

[withpayment]

[backdoordoc]

Hello? Someone there?

[filter]

[withpayment]

This is where I attack you from behind and then say "No."

Re: [filter]

[backdoordoc]

An Ankh-Morpork attitude if I ever heard one.

Rosie.