[oooooooh myyyyy gooooood, are you another her? Finally, finally! HAHAHA suck it Gilbert she has a double now too! Oh man, now that's there's another her she's not sure how to approach you. What if you freak out like all the other newbies? Aaahhhhh....screw it, you're another her you'll understand! Right?]
I think it is, yeah. From what I've seen, this place is pretty crazy.
Yep, 2011. And that is so true, even in other places. Like the other day, I came across Rome. ROME. As in Rome who is not supposed to be around anymore.
Crazy isn't even the half of it! But you're me and we're awesome so you'll be fine!!
The one from our world or the dude version? He was here earlier. Bastard was supposed to go drinking with me and I haven't seen or heard from him since! I guess someone told him you can't beat a German in a drinking contest.
Well I guess he would be since he used to give Mu- er, Vater so much trouble.
It's the freaking best! I spend most of my time with Gilbert, that's us if we had a dick to go with our balls, and there's a little Teuton version of him here too that I take care of sometimes, along with a boy Holy Rome who is the freaking cuuuutest! And of course fighting with Österreich and Ungarn. Ugh there's our version and switched versions here it's so lame. You should stay away from dude Österreich, he's a crazy pervert, worse than ours.
But there are normal people here too like West and Italien!! You have to help me protect them from eyes.gif and weird meme magic okay other me? They're too innocent to be exposed to that shit.
Oh man, dude Österreich. He's a pervert wherever he is. I got tossed into this weird Hotel place with aphrodisiacs and I got stuck in this... Roleplay kind of thing as a naughty school girl, sorta, and guess who shows up? Professor Österreich~ Ready and willing to debauch poor, innocent school girls in short skirts~
Sure, sure. You know you can count on me if it's West and Italien.
Well 'the hell else am I gonna do this whole time, right?
I know, right a total freaking per- [woah, woah what, eyes just going wide here]
[cough] Duuuuuuuude, the hell is up with that? Freaking weird. But..uh, hey...you know, super secret just between Julchens here, did you actually...you know...do it?
Don't ask. I've been in places you probably don't wanna be in. [Ah, but no matter what she says, she enjoys those places. Leans a bit to hear better and sighs] Nothing beyond fingering. He just... Disappeared. Which sucks because you shouldn't leave a girl high and dry when you know she can kick your ass if she wants. Am I right?
Yeah! And Gilbert is a great partner for pranking people and shit!!
Don't worry that kind of stuff doesn't happen here! Well, mostly...but it shouldn't be too bad.
[and suddenly RELIEF. ALL OVER HER FACE. and here she was beginning to think she was the only Prussia to do unmentionable things with an Austria] Tch, that more than sucks, it's fucking rude. If you ever see him again you should kick him right in the balls!!
Ugh yeah. Though the worst the one here has done to me is assault me with a pillow, he seems to be weak on girls. In fact most of the dude nations here are, we can pretty much get away with whatever!
Yeah. The worst thing here is weird places where you can't lie. And truth or dare, sometimes people come up with really unawesome dares and apparently it's a big fucking deal if you don't do a dare you get.
Like anyone would pity that loser! You should tie him to a tree like he used to do to Italien!
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HEY! Other me! [waves excitedly!]
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Woah!
[She grins wide and just as excitedly waves back]
Hey, you~!
[She's actually quite used to doubles, though she hasn't exactly met her double before]
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[And now she's running up to you because OH MY GOD THIS IS SO COOL]
I look pretty damn awesome if I do say so myself! It's nice to meet...me. When'd you get here?
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I just got here now. 'Just lookin' around. You?
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I've been here...oh man, I've been here for four months. Damn time flies. Speaking of, you're from 2011 right? Not everyone is.
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Yep, 2011. And that is so true, even in other places. Like the other day, I came across Rome. ROME. As in Rome who is not supposed to be around anymore.
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The one from our world or the dude version? He was here earlier. Bastard was supposed to go drinking with me and I haven't seen or heard from him since! I guess someone told him you can't beat a German in a drinking contest.
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Dude Rome. I think I hurt my hand a bit when I punched him on the shoulder. The man's built like wall. Heh, probably~ I wouldn't be surprised.
So, what's it like for you here? What've you been up to?
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It's the freaking best! I spend most of my time with Gilbert, that's us if we had a dick to go with our balls, and there's a little Teuton version of him here too that I take care of sometimes, along with a boy Holy Rome who is the freaking cuuuutest! And of course fighting with Österreich and Ungarn. Ugh there's our version and switched versions here it's so lame. You should stay away from dude Österreich, he's a crazy pervert, worse than ours.
But there are normal people here too like West and Italien!! You have to help me protect them from eyes.gif and weird meme magic okay other me? They're too innocent to be exposed to that shit.
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Oh man, dude Österreich. He's a pervert wherever he is. I got tossed into this weird Hotel place with aphrodisiacs and I got stuck in this... Roleplay kind of thing as a naughty school girl, sorta, and guess who shows up? Professor Österreich~ Ready and willing to debauch poor, innocent school girls in short skirts~
Sure, sure. You know you can count on me if it's West and Italien.
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I know, right a total freaking per- [woah, woah what, eyes just going wide here]
[cough] Duuuuuuuude, the hell is up with that? Freaking weird. But..uh, hey...you know, super secret just between Julchens here, did you actually...you know...do it?
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Don't ask. I've been in places you probably don't wanna be in. [Ah, but no matter what she says, she enjoys those places. Leans a bit to hear better and sighs] Nothing beyond fingering. He just... Disappeared. Which sucks because you shouldn't leave a girl high and dry when you know she can kick your ass if she wants. Am I right?
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Don't worry that kind of stuff doesn't happen here! Well, mostly...but it shouldn't be too bad.
[and suddenly RELIEF. ALL OVER HER FACE. and here she was beginning to think she was the only Prussia to do unmentionable things with an Austria] Tch, that more than sucks, it's fucking rude. If you ever see him again you should kick him right in the balls!!
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Good, good. Sometimes shit like that can get monotonous, ya know?
[Oh, she shouldn't worry about that. Really] Heh, yeah. Maybe even tie him up and leave him for whoever to find. If anyone pities him enough, anyway.
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Yeah. The worst thing here is weird places where you can't lie. And truth or dare, sometimes people come up with really unawesome dares and apparently it's a big fucking deal if you don't do a dare you get.
Like anyone would pity that loser! You should tie him to a tree like he used to do to Italien!
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