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[backupplangtrer]

So, I got my wisdom teeth out yesterday. I'd have probably preferred to be ass fucked by a gorilla named Simba. I decided to take laughing gas and novocaine, basically because I am the purest form of human waste. I also decided, as with my previous operations, to try to beat the anesthetic. Sadly, this time, I succeeded. He told me I should

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[anonymous]

i'm pretty sure that when you're happy enough, a button isn't going to stop people from seeing your penis... unless it's small... or your small penis has been ravaged by caitlin baker, cause that would hurt and you'd probably lose all ability of arousal... yay andy