I went to the Vans' Warped Tour '05 today at the Post-Gazette Pavilion in Pittsburg, PA. It kicked ass. I saw (and by saw, I mean laid eyes on, not necessarily watched) 22 bands, which I will now list, in order of appearance ( Read more... )

Right. So I went to The Beach. Rehoboth, DE, to be exact. There was a disappointing amount of attractive girls, though the ones that were there were very. Not a ton happened. I saw a man with a belly button ring. I saw THE gayest kid ever. In the whole world. I just gaped at him. I couldn't speak. We went to Ocean City to meet up with ( Read more... )

I saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory tonight ( Read more... )

I have taken to calling my foot "The Club," much as Steve's rash was called "The Business." It continues to have bloody discharges. They are, indeed, bloody. There are three little lead bullets in my foot, one next to each hole, and I'm beginning to wonder if the government is now monitoring my every move and eventually controlling me as a robot ( Read more... )

Right. So I went back to the hospital this morning, but this time it was to get Plantar's warts removed from my foot with a LASER. Like Sharks with Frickin' Laser Beams kind of laser. Sadly, I didn't get to see it. I figure, since I can't run cause of my lack of an appendix, might as well get this shit done too. I woke up at 7. I am tired. I ( Read more... )

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Guess 'tis time to update. Summer school is here. So is the heat. It's pretty awful, usually. Tennis camp is here, too. Fun? Not so much. Warm. I got a 2040 on the new SAT, equating to a 1380 on the old. Not bad. My baseball team finally started to roll and we are now 14-4, posting 71 runs in our last 18 innings. That's rather solid. I ( Read more... )

It's been some time since posting action. Since then, we all graduated. Now all that's left is to die. Not really. I'm STILL IN SCHOOL!!! YEAH!!! I get another year and I love it. Woo. I am sad however, since there are a bunch of people that graduated who I'll probably never see again and I'll really miss. That sucks. But, moving on to ( Read more... )

Okay, so I wanted to put this one joke by Demetri Martin in my away message cause it's real funny. I couldn't remember it word for word. So, I searched "Demetri Martin" on Google. I found a fanlisting page. On the left of the page was the Random Demetri Martin Joke. Everytime you load a page on their site, the joke changes. This being the ( Read more... )

Sunblock is the only thing that contains the ingredients that it does. There are no other products that use "Imadazolidinyl." That's probably not even real. Hell, for all we know, sunblock could be anything. Could be zebra cum. You don't know. ...Sure, you laugh, but YOU DON'T KNOW.