The sky falling on our heads

[backwards7]

I was walking across the pathology department reception with a blood sample for immunology, when a watery blob of pale green slime fell from the ceiling, splattering onto the darker green leatherette of the revolving highchair at the counter in front of me

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[pabugirl]

Bernice is the name Bert (sesame street) named his pidgeon. Small coincidence. :)

[backwards7]

It raises the interesting and disturbing possibility that my life is nothing more than the dream of one of the Muppets on Sesame Street.

[bluepickle]

I'm obliged to mention that bird poo that is green, especially bright, neon green (from what I hear) means the bird has a deadly virus. Unfortunately, this disease is contagious to humans. I don't know if that applies here.

[backwards7]

It's ok. I'm resigned to the fact that the hospital will be ground zero for a zombie outbreak and that I will be among the first to join the swelling ranks of the undead.

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[anonymous]

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