[TEXT] To jewhawk from Kurt's phone

[kissmynuts]

#1
Dude, are you Kurt's sponsor?

#2
Got some urgent shit happening here, dude... can you get back to me ASAP?

#3
No, seriously.

#4
Oh, it's Elliott here. From Kurt's phone. Dude... ASAP. I'm serious.

#5
Who are you, anyway? He's just got you at the top of his phone list under "SPONSOR. TEXT BEFORE USING."