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[bacon_bits]

i got a kitten.

I got a bitching job that either pays me good.. or unbelieveably good.

the new place is awesome.

i bit my lip.

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[kittabella]

meow

[bacon_bits]

that was clever.
i am proud of you.
and I always thought you were a fucking idiot.

and just for fun.

[bacon_bits]

you didn't strike a erve.
saying you wish i would die isnt insulting.
its childish, but not insulting.
but if you want to think you struck a nerve i'll let you.
when in truth i just dont like you,
and you are retarded for that stupid c

[fortressia]

people hate you.

they're probably just jealous that your job pays you good or unbelieveably good. and jealous that your cat hasn't yet ventured out on his own for a few days. cats NEVER do that.

ps. your new place stinks like pot. know why? because the downstairs neighbours smoke pot. also it smells like cat poo because we didn't clean the poo box today.

love

[bacon_bits]

i know.. i am not a likeable person. I have no friends.

do cats ever actually wander away by themselves for days on end? because i know that if my cat was gone for any period of time he must have been kidnapped.. so i must call a pet detective because cats ALWAYS come right home and NEVER stray.

and the pot smell reminds me of pot? so i like it?

[baking_andy]

nathan, do you still have the same cell phone number? i miss you and i think we should have phone sex.

[fortressia]

yes he does. yes you should. do a three way call, i want in on that sweet action. hotness.

[bacon_bits]

hey. still the same.
call me.
whenever you want!
i hear the eagles died :(

[clever_rabbit]

You should also get in on some sweet blimpie action too.

[mickd22]

what job did you get? details details details

[bacon_bits]

I am the 1st assisstant director on a feature mockumentary about wrestling. It pays $1500 a week, but i think it will onl be about 3 weeks. but still.

I have an assisstant.

umm.. I think thats all.

You can probably come hang out for a day if you want. or be an extra, you can see me in action.

[mickd22]

that's awesome! i'm in boston right now until the end of may, so unfortunately i wouldn't be able to come, but good luck. how did you score that job?

[mickd22]

?