The ubiquitous sonogram
As you can see the n00b is a grey blur like most children of its age. However, closer inspection reveals the shadow at the front of the picture is created by the n00b's right arm, which has been raised to allow the little finger of the right hand to be held in front of the mouth. It is in fact in the process of holding the world to ransom for one miiiiiillion dollars in the fashion of Dr Evil. Go n00b!
Meanwhile I remain extremely sickly at all times. My attempt to go to work this morning was thwarted when I had to flee the bus to vomit. Unfortunately the nearest area of uninhabited pavement was the car-park of the Victorious Pentecostal Association. Deciding to turn back, I took another bus homeward which disgorged me in time to vomit in the car-park of the Aspinal Methodist Church. Sorry Christians! The n00b only likes me to vomit on holy ground, continuing with its evil genius theme...