:BOYS...sometimes a girl just needs one:

[bactine]

The next boyfriend I get better:
-Give good massages, or at least enjoy attempting
-Not be a shitty kisser
-Put me at high priority, but not be obsessed [unless I'm obsessed with them too, that is]
-Not be mean

"You won't always have good sex, or a good boyfriend, but you can always get a great massage."I feel as though I'm asking a lot. Even

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[immortal_loser]

BOOBIES!!!!111!!!11!!one!11!shiftone!1!onehundredeleven!!!! *prints* *emails to Ben Moody*

[bactine]

bahahahahahhaa