on my eightieth birthday i'm going to spray the place.

...hopefully my depends undergarments won't fail me.

(of course by making a depend's undergarment joke, that means by a cruel twist of fate i'll be wearing them by next wednesday.)

ah the smell of a dental floss session in the morning...

... smells like...

...victory

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this whole thing where parties must be predicated on alcoholism is getting annoying - not very creative.
"come before 9:45 and get bottom shelf headache inducing gordons or alexie at reduced prices and get inebriated!" yawn.

ditto for drugs, they're boring and predictable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq_b7Za7qF8

I'm struck by certain instances where humans had to face the grim reality of an inevitable instantaneous death, like the german tourist I remember while traveling to the far tip of the indonesian archipelago, the remote island of Komodo, where lives the infamous Komodo Dragon found only on this tiny island ( Read more... )

myelin sheaths, excellent.
schwann cells doing ok.
neurons firing away nicely.
dendrites glistening in a glaze of glial cells.
node of ranvier exactly as it should be...

all is well

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so i'm at a dinner party, hearing of allen the gay foot fetishist's frequent reminder to his guests that his rose coloured sofa was sat on by both winston churchill and greta garbo ( Read more... )

"so come on down to the 99 cent store where everything is 99 cents... uh.. except for like over the half the shit that like $1.49 and up.

can somebody tell me where the truth in advertising squad is?

perfect for sundry items like paper towels, and bits of string and such but i don't actually think i've ever bought anything there for under a ( Read more... )