[One] Accidental Video // Intro Post

[bad_ass_dude]

[Is this thing on? Well apparently so, but there's nothing of real importance going on in the room it's filming.

The room is relatively simple, if not almost bare. However, this is not what your attention should be focused on.

It should be focused on the window. Why? Well you're about to find out.

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[Video]

[alwaysaboom]

Are you okay?

[Video]

[bad_ass_dude]

[He's not aware he's on candid camera yet.]

Huh?

[And he'll walk toward where the voice came from. A computer...?]

Re: [Video]

[alwaysaboom]

You jsut got here, didn't you?

[She's just going to stay over the com unit and not go down there, kthanks.]

[Video]

[bad_ass_dude]

[Well, no one seems to be chasing him still. So, perfect time for a cigarette.]

Yeah, but I was on the other side of 'bukuro. Didn't think I ran that fast.

[Being as this looks like an apartment in his area.]

voice;

[has_signed_on]

[Oh. My. God. You are Izaya's punishment for the hayday he had this past weekend, aren't you?

He takes a moment to compose himself, a serious moment -- because he's not all that surprised this time around -- and eventually decides to settle with an audio post. It seems best. Impossible to give locations away and hey, who DOESN'T want Izaya's voice coming out of seemingly nowhere? Don't lie, man, 'cuz you know you do. You know you do.]

Haah, so Shizu-chan finally stumbled his way back here, huh? Wow, I should be surprised by your record time, but that would be a lie~!

So, congratulations on being slow once again~!!!

[Video]

[bad_ass_dude]

[Shizuo stops mid-smoke. For a second there is a blank look on his face.]

I knew it fucking smelled.

[Then his cigarette snaps in half and falls to the ground. Which his promptly crushes. His shoulders shake in a forced laugh.]

I'm gonna find you, you bastard, and I'm gonna kick your ass for framing me,

IZA~YA-KUN~!

[That dresser that is right next to him is going flying into the wall and exploding into little splinters of wood. He's happy to hear from you too! :D]

[Voice] 1/2

[has_signed_on]

[HahahahaOh shit. Did he just hear all that shit coming from the floor above him?[]

[Voice] 2/2

[has_signed_on]

[Why the fuck does it keep taking me to a different page? How annoying.Err--]

[Well, Izaya guesses he'll be keeping his cracked up laughing to a minimum. For now. He kinda digs his ceiling being intact and all.]

Really? Is that what you're gonna do, Shizu-chan?

I give you six minutes at most before you get lost and just keel over in this place. Good luck~!

[video]

[like_tofu]

[While Rise might have asked how he was, it seemed evident that he really was just fine if he was going around in a bartender uniform crashing through windows. This... is probably not the first time he has done this before.]

Jeez, you look like you're in a rush. What's your hurry?

[video]

[bad_ass_dude]

[Well actually Miss, it's his first time utilizing his strength as a form of parkour. But he doesn't even know that, so he can't expect you to either ♥]

I'm trying to find that fucking flea so I can kill him.

[We'll assume he's already heard Izaya's creepy annoying ominous voice.]

[video]

[like_tofu]

[Sweet deal. ♥ He looked so angry and serious, she couldn't tell yet if what he said was just hyperbole or if he meant it.]

You have to be joking.

How do you even know this person you're looking for is here? Here isn't exactly your home or wherever you're from.

[No problem! We'll roll with it!]

[video]

[bad_ass_dude]

I just heard his fucking voice!

[He's going to punch the wall over here because he's pissed. That last part you said kinda went over his head. You'll have to excuse him, he just escaped from a trap that was set for him, so he's not really in the greatest of moods.]

[Voice]

[bitchingwhores]

[Whoa. Adachi had just been flipping through the feeds when he saw this one. What did we have here? The situation around this man was just far too interesting for him to ignore. This man was suspicious already, so he decides to keep his feed to voice. There's no need to make this man wonder where his still healing bruises came from. Pseudo-professionalism is best here.]

Excuse me. Sir, are you all right? Stupid question, I know, but that looked like it hurt.

[Video]

[bad_ass_dude]

[He's a little annoyed with the ominous voices. Shizuo's a simple kind of guy; the only reason he has a semblance of technology knowledge is because he lives in Ikebukuro.]

Doesn't hurt.

[His voice is gruff, but he's trying to keep his cool. He's not being modest, it's barely like a sting. He needs another smoke.]

Maybe you'll tell me where Izaya is?

[Voice]

[bitchingwhores]

Well, if you're sure about it.

[This kind of reckless endangerment can't help but remind him of Dojima, his partner back in Inaba. Dojima would probably just as careless, if not more. He's already getting the same vibe from this guy. He regards his communicator with a jagged grin before continuing.]

I'm sorry, sir, but I have no idea who that is. But, hey, you have some hope, though. There are people back from where I'm from here, so there's chances your Izaya's here too. Oh, by the way, did somebody tell you where we are?

[Voice]

[bad_ass_dude]

[Well this Dojima is Shizzy's kinda pal since reckless endangerment is kinda his game. Even though he hasn't kicked a car like a soccer ball in his timeline yet, you get the idea.]

I heard his voice just before yours over this thing. And some girl was telling me about here, but I still haven't seen Mickey yet...

[He still thinks it's Tokyo Disneyland or something to that effect.]

audio;

[turn4bout]

[ APPLAUSE, MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT. ]

Hehehheeh! Impressive!

[Video]

[bad_ass_dude]

[No but we can just say he'll proverbially take a bow.]

Again with the sound? [Eye tick.]

audio;

[turn4bout]

It keeps happening!

[Video]

[bad_ass_dude]

The sounds coming from the computer?