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[bad_ass_grl]

ok, so this is my friends away message and i thoguht it was funny enough to post..

enjoy =)

"If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten once. It takes four minutes to get hard, only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat

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[better_than_sex]

hey! im hoping this is nikki ortega from sunset? lol. well yeah, i was freshman class president last year, & i found your lj through bobbys & alex's, and i was wondering if you'd add me? lol. thanks =)