Bastard meme
Heinous Bastard
You are 80% of a bastard.
Children flee your coming. When you arrive at work, your co-workers seal the blockades that prevent you from leaving your cubicle. Honestly, you're probably a telemarketer. Your kids, should they exist, are terrified of you, and are probably too afraid to tell anyone about it. Your court appearance was both brief and memorable; the judge retired from practice afterwards, and none of the jurors ever served again.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on bastardism
Link: The Am I Enough of a Bastard Test written by ThePastor on Ok Cupid
This isn't exactly a stunning revelation. But what is a telemarketer, I wonder?