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[bad_messenger]

'm engaged to Dorianne. Invitations to the wedding will be going out by tomorrow, wedding's going to be in Villefranche-sur-Mer, I'm sure you lot can get a hotel room there or something. Dolohov, you're my best man, no complaints. I've got to have Henry and some dick cousin as my groomsmen, how boring. Looks like it's just going to be you and me at

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[fallingblack]

Goodness. Am I really? No wonder I've been having so many illogical cravings lately.

[bad_messenger]

Let me rephrase that. Fathering a love child.

[fallingblack]

Now, see. That makes much more sense. Congratulations, Evan, learning the basics of biology. I'm so proud of you. Perhaps for your next lesson you could learn a little tact.

[bad_messenger]

I, personally, am surprised you managed to procreate at all.

[mcdolohov]

I KNEW IT! I said you'd be settling down, didn't I? Didn't I say it? I knew it! Congratulations, mate. I'd be your best man, of course. What should I get the happy couple then?

What's this you're saying about Regulus?

[bad_messenger]

You did say it, mate. You must be a Seer or something. Thanks, man, her parent's have come from Germany and they're all excited. It's kind of scary. Don't get us any kinky sort of business, I'm not opening the gifts! On second thought, do!

He's got the village bicycle pregnant.

[fallingblack]

Call me what you like, but if you continue to talk about her like that, so help me I will murder you.

[bad_messenger]

I'd really like to see you try.

[ravingamy]

Leave Regulus alone, for goodness sake.

[bad_messenger]

But he got somebody pregnant! This is a feat that should be in newspapers.

[ravingamy]

What a pity though, no such feat for you.

[bad_messenger]

Not yet.