I am going to wait until after Christmas to deal with this shit

[gizzybiscuits]

Dear applicant to the guild

Comments

[iczer6]

I'm wondering why they weren't jumping at a reduction since large breast can come with a host of physical problems, especially if they happen at a young age.

[gizzybiscuits]

Exercises can help on the back pain front a lot but yeah, given the exaggerated sizes they're going for (The profile mentions they stopped checking the size after it grew to gg cups?) idk.

[mancalledtrue]

Why'd she want to be a Jedi, anyway, hoping to use the Force to keep them from falling out?

[gizzybiscuits]

Born into the Order but uses the Force to keep them up instead of wearing a bra.

yyyyyeah like I could actually see that as a joke buff thing to make their life easier but combined with everything else, noooo.

[mancalledtrue]

...I was fucking JOKING about that! Wow, you really can't make jokes dumber than what some of these people come up with!

[cygnia]

Carrie Fisher: You told me there was no underwire in space!