Oh pointy bird, oh pointy pointy

[bad_sheep]

Boobs are a strange thing. I bought a new bra at the weekend and today everything is pointy (which, bizarrely, reminds me of that poem that Steve Martin recites to Kathleen Turner in The Man With Two Brains: “Oh pointy bird….”). It’s like having play-dough stuck on my front. Today they’re pointy but tomorrow they may be more like a couple of

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[i_kender]

Argh, earwormed!! Now you've got me humming "Oh pointy boob" in my head like it was some gentle anthem...

[bad_sheep]

And Steve Martin!

Oh pointy bird,
oh pointy pointy.
Anoint my head,
anointy nointy

[never_more_cat]

Jeez, my tits haven't been pointy since I was 12...

[bad_sheep]

Neither have mine. This bra's made by Irn Bru...