One ~ THIS MANSION NEEDS MOAR JUSTIIIIICE

[badass_flayvor]

[voice post start]

Vayne, are you alright?! ...Vayne?

Hey! What's going on here? Is this some kind of trick?!

...Oh, I get it. We've been captured by some evil villain! We must have been caught off-guard while we were fighting that crazy bad-guy Vayne... Hang on everyone, I'll find you! If there's another villain around here, the Flayvor of Evil

Comments

[letmehealyou]

...A-ARE YOU SOME KIND OF SUPERHERO, MISTER?

As for an evil villain...well, that's kind of right, I guess? There's Red Lady-san and she's not a very nice person.

[badass_flayvor]

Of course I am! I am none other than the Amazing Flay, Defender of Justice! By the way, have you seen my side-kick? Quiet little guy, wears blue, silver hair, a black cat follows him everywhere...? It is of utmost importance that I find him!

Where can I find this 'Red Lady-san' and do battle with her? Evil must be defeated, or my name isn't Flay!

[letmehealyou]

Wow! It's nice to meet you, Flay-san! A defender of Justice, wow! ...I'm sorry though, I don't think I've met your friend. But he might show up here too!

She lives inside the mirrors somewhere! I don't really know how to get inside them but sometimes she comes out and does bad things and sometimes she tries to mess up the future!

[badass_flayvor]

And it's a pleasure to meet you, too, little girl. Hmm, he's probably being held captive by this Red Lady... Don't worry, Vayne, I'll save you!

In the mirrors? Now that's more like it! I knew there was more to this mansion than meets the eye!

[nothintheverse]

Well, you ain't been captured, I don't think.

[badass_flayvor]

MADNESS. How else would the unstoppable Flay end up in such a quiant, well-kept evil lair?! I must have been captured!

[nothintheverse]

Well, first of all, it's Wonderland. Secondly, this is a mansion full of good things an' real nice people. An' thirdly? No one in the 'verse in unstoppable.

[badass_flayvor]

Wonderland? That's not a very evil-sounding name... But a mansion? I guess that has some evil potential.

But shouting "I am the almost-unstoppable Flay" doesn't have as nice a ring to it.

[wicked_jenkins]

If you want to call this entire mansion an evil Lillian go ahead, I don't know what good it will do though.

[badass_flayvor]

That depends. Is this mansion an evil villain?

[wicked_jenkins]

Can a structure be an evil villain?

[badass_flayvor]

Maybe.

[third_leaf]

...I wonder if there are any villains here.

[badass_flayvor]

There better be. If there aren't any villains, who am I supposed to fight to defend justice?!

[third_leaf]

If there aren't any villains, then I guess you won't have to fight anyone, because justice won't need defending.

[badass_flayvor]

If there are no villains here to defeat in the name of justice, then I will have no choice but to become a villain myself again!