Twas the morning before Christmas...

[badassbuttah]

...and all through the house, not a creature was stiring, except a freaking mother banging around the kitchen at a God aweful hour this morning. Sleepy little Jessica was nestled away with dreams of sugar plums and cute boys dancing in her head. But alas, she was awakened by all of the clatter. She jumped up wondering what the f*ck's the matter

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[bfreebstrong]

aww, that was so cute, I miss you and your holiday-riffic mom!

but you didn't finish the story... well? did the bird shit in his food??

The shit verdict.

[badassbuttah]

Mom says, 'No, I don't think so.'

I'm thinking she hasn't really looked yet. Dude. It's been a day. At least I have her drinking carbombs and cooking mad food.

I MISS YOU!!!! Isn't it crazy how much time apart makes us realize how much we're together?!?!

bff!

[sapphie]

murry chrismuh!