[intended to be private to friends, accidental public / night-dated]

[badasscopters]

Okay.

This ain't funny anymore.

So hey, I came home from work, and get what happened? One of them little chickadees decided it'd be swell to hitch a ride in my hair. Didn't know it until I got in the shower.

Guess what happened? Little shit flew out of my head once I turned the water on and tried to take a nip outta the worst place to nip. Just

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[mailcalltime]

*shudders* Oh Great, now I'm going to be scared about about getting my dick turned into stone the next time I use the toliet.

[private]

[badasscopters]

Hope not. My nipples already went to stone, so you never know.

[... yes, he seriously meant that.]

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[mailcalltime]

I didn't need to hear tha- Oh, you meant that literally. That's horrible!

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[badasscopters]

... Yeah. Literally.

Lemme tell you, it hurts and it feels heavy as fuck. Ain't great.