Last week, something happened to me and as a result, I was... not myself. I know I attacked some of you... I sincerely apologize for that.
Hah... that was just a bad week for everyone, wasn't it...?
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Thank you all for finally stopping me... I owe you everything.
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...You weren't hurt too badly, were you?
Also... give that other person my thanks. I don't want to think about what would have happened to you if he hadn't stepped in...
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I'm glad you managed to knock me down long enough for you and Turtwig to escape unharmed. Quick thinking... I'm proud of you.
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...Judging from how the weather has calmed itself, I trust you are back to normal as well?
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Let's review what I've been through since the 23rd.
-was turned into a mindless monster for a week.
-hurt everyone I care about here, and others. About a dozen, maybe more.
-lost my right eye.
-lost all of my abilities for a night.
-was subsequently attacked by a lake monster.
-got sick from being out in the rain for too long.
In summary, some higher power really hates me.