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Why, hello there, kittens! I'm Kanji, esteemed reporter of all things fabulous and ever so delightfully naughty, and I'm here with a most special update for a fandom just beginning its long, hard... journey into adulthood~!

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Re: MarilynMonroe(Drag)!Kanji for the lolz!

[anonymous]

...this is incredibly tempting. Anon will try and get over her huge fear of writing Naoto think about this. :|

*quietly hopes some other anon will pick it up anyway* XD

The Case of the Penguin Animal Cracker [1/3]

[anonymous]

Contains spoilers for December, oddly enough. A-and I'm sorry for the fail. *runs away*

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The bell on my door jingles, and when I hear the click, click of high heels stepping inside, I know I’ve got trouble on my hands. I turn in my chair, steeple my fingers, and… find myself staring quite a ways up at the looming figure before me.

She’s-he’s dressed to kill with a form-fitting white dress and stilettos. Red lips and blue eye shadow catch my attention, but only for a moment. There’s something clenched tightly in his hands, bright red nails digging into wide palms, and when he places it on my desk, I discover it to be a velvet pouch; the name “Kanji” is embroidered on the side

The Case of the Animal Cracker [2/3]

[anonymous]

Adachi Tohru is a sick man, but there is no faster way of gathering information. He is, unfortunately, the only one I can turn to at this time; the case, after all, demands quick work. He hears everything that goes on in the underworld, can give you every name of every criminal if you give him enough of what he wants, give him enough cabbages to feed his insatiable appetite

The Case of the Penguin Animal Cracker [3/3]

[anonymous]

I breathe a sigh of relief before pressing my pistol to the man’s head. “You are the Magician, correct?” I ask. “I demand that you return the penguin animal cracker this instant

reviewer!anon says:

[anonymous]

BEST.

FIC.

EVER.

...cabbages.

Re: reviewer!anon says:

[anonymous]

D'aww. Thanks. :3

Best form of currency in the underworld, f'real.

Re: The Case of the Penguin Animal Cracker [3/3]

[anonymous]

Oh my god.

The SHEER WIN of this fill has killed me.

I'm dead on the ground here, DO YOU SEE ME?

CAN ANYONE SPARE THE SP FOR A RECARM?

Re: The Case of the Penguin Animal Cracker [3/3]

[anonymous]

*throws a revival bead your way!* D8

Thank you for reading! *o*b

Re: The Case of the Penguin Animal Cracker [3/3]

[anonymous]

I have no words, anon, for how AMAZING this was.

Re: The Case of the Penguin Animal Cracker [3/3]

[anonymous]

asjdkf;asdf

Thanks! Glad you liked it. :D

Re: The Case of the Penguin Animal Cracker [3/3]

[anonymous]

*sputters incoherently*

...see what you've done? It's so good, I'm verbally incontinent. Ummm... that's not as bad as it sounds.

Lovely. Just cracktastically lovely.

Re: The Case of the Penguin Animal Cracker [3/3]

[anonymous]

XDDDDDDDDD

Thank you so much! ♥ ♥

Re: The Case of the Penguin Animal Cracker [3/3]

[anonymous]

Omigod that was awesome! Thank you for filling the request, loved the atmosphere, all the tension (and tears) over an animal cracker, and the climax at the end when Naoto tackles the suspect thinking he's on the verge of eating it xD! Also, loved the classic ending with a reward from the "dame" :D.

Re: The Case of the Penguin Animal Cracker [3/3]

[anonymous]

It was a lot of fun filling out this request. XD I had thought about trying to go the more serious route, but well, the cracky way obviously won out.

Thanks for reading! ♥ :3

Re: The Case of the Penguin Animal Cracker [3/3]

[anonymous]

Oh, this was fab. :D :D :D Dame!Kanji and his poor missing cracker is just too much.

Re: The Case of the Penguin Animal Cracker [3/3]

[anonymous]

YOUSUKE HOW COULD YOU