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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

[anonymous]

Author!anon is wicked sorry this is such shit. She's also sorry that the title has nothing to do with the actual PIECE OF CRAP SHE HAS SPEWED OUT.
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He just might have been too drunk, and those damn horny kids were the ones who drove him to it. Always chasing after the pretty girls, girls that should be chasing after him. He was drop. dead. sexy., and there was no denying it. At least, that's what the bottle was telling him, and that's what his reflection told him every single damned day.

Honestly, drinking at the school camp out. Well, his colleagues were doing the same, but, at the same time excluding him.

Pretty, pretty girls. He had to go check on them, chase all of the boys away from their tents. Those assholes, thinking they could score on his watch. He'd teach those bastards a lesson.

....Somebody had made the ground lumpy, because it hadn't been that way before. And his throat was almost raw because he could see those little shits running between tents and he could hear the giggles of

Re: Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. 2/2

[anonymous]

The indent in the tree became that much more apparent, Morooka pushing the little shit hard against it and entering him without any preparation. His anus was a raging inferno of pain and magma, but, he couldn't let this brat one-up him like that. It was clamping down on his dick like an iron sock, and he was sure it would tear off, but, he kept on going, the booze numbing the pain. And he slammed roughly, quickly, into the nonchalant body beneath his, fingernails biting into his hips and teeth clamping onto his back

Re: Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. 2/2

[anonymous]

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Not OP! :V

[anonymous]

Wat. What did I just read.

I have never lol'd so hard in my life. You win, anon. You win. <3

Re: Not OP! :V

[anonymous]

Oh lol, you enjoyed it?
In that case, you're welcome anon~ <3

OP

[anonymous]

I...ohmygawd.

It wasn't even a serious request but OHMYGAWD.

I LOL'D SO HARD AND I LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE WIN. ♥

Re: OP

[anonymous]

Hahaha, aww, you're welcome OP~
<3

Re: Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. 2/2

[anonymous]

Don't be ashamed, that was hilarious!

Re: Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. 2/2

[anonymous]

Don't be ashamed! This was hilarious and wonderful!

Re: Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. 2/2

[anonymous]

WIN. WIN WIN WIN.

A win so epic, it spins around to fail, bypasses it, and comes back to win again.

captcha was "shaded length" - EVEN MORE WIN

Re: Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. 2/2

[anonymous]

THERE ARE NO WORDS
THERE ARE NO WORDS
THERE ARE NO WORDS
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