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SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 4 KINK MEME
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SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 4 KINK MEME
In this scintillating post of mine, you can comment anonymously with any pairing ( Read more... )
Not her fault. At all.
Really.
Sure, she happened to be gossiping discussing Kanji's school uniform jacket with Chie and Yukiko earlier, offering a selection of theories on how the jacket stayed on his shoulders.
She had especially liked Yukiko's assertion that it was because he had secret Egyptian powers, and Chie's theory that it was a modified Holocaust Cloak. Personally, she thought it had something to do with a little method of finishing called Coattails of Doom. In her mind, he'd have to sing the "The Doom Song" to make it stick properly.
But that had absolutely no bearing on the events at hand. And the fact that Kanji's skull shirt was currently... well... backless.
"DAMMIT RISE!" He was currently spinning in circles, trying to better assess the damage. Since he was starting trip over himself, she'd suspected that it wasn't doing much besides make her friend dizzy.
"It was an accident! I tripped on... something!" Rise leaned back on her heels, still on the ground.
"YEAH? WHAT? SHOW ME ( ... )
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THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL, ANON. I WOULD READ ANY OF YOUR SEQUELS.
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This... was going to be difficult.
Hopefully, interesting though. Kanji's jacket's special balancing powers was pretty anti-climactic. I mean, come on! Safety pins? Sure, Coattails of Doom was unlikely, but still! Why couldn't it have at least been velcro? It made that neat ripping noise ( ... )
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"Oh... really? Well... it's quite a process."
"Process?" Rise slid off his lap. "What do you do?"
"Well, first I make sure I always keep it trimmed - I visit a salon every other week."
Salon?
"And I make sure to wash my hair every other day. I use Pantene Smooth & Sleek shampoo. I wash once. Rinse. Then I wash it again, the second time with Matrix Smoothing Shampoo. After that, I condition it with Nexxus Hydra Sleek Conditioner. Now, when I rinse the final time, I make sure to use freezing water."
"Freezing?"
"It has to be freezing - helps stop frizz. Then, I use a hair dryer and make sure I blow dry downward."
This was getting to be... too much information. She didn't need to know this.
"I also use a flat iron, and make sure to put John Frieda Frizz Ease on my hair every day."
Did Souji just... fluff his hair? No. He didn't. He didn't"The most important thing is the weekly hair mask ( ... )
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"You listen to the Spice Girls?" Rise's face contorted into something resembling horror, disgust and shock.
"I-I can explain" Yosuke tried to get up quickly, tripping over the chair and falling on his butt. He quickly recovered. "It's not Spice Girls. Okay, it's a Spice Girl, but..."
How could one of her fans listen to the Spice Girls?
"...Yosuke-Senpai..."
"It was in a Pokemon movie! That's why! Ilikedthemovieandendedupputtingthethemeonmymp3player! Oh God, you're going to tell everyone, aren't you? Please! Please don't Rise. I have so little already!"
She almost felt sorry for him.
"Pokemon isn't much better."
"Don't tell everyone." Yosuke was bowing before her now. Practically kowtowing.
"There are things that you have to do."
Yosuke face-faulted, and it looked like his spirit had just left him.
"Really?"
"Yup!"
She didn't mean for it to sound that cheerful. Course, this was pretty funny. Kinda made up for the horrifying ( ... )
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