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Coming to you live from a very steamy journal post~

Dec 30, 2008 18:16

Why, hello there, kittens! I'm Kanji, esteemed reporter of all things fabulous and ever so delightfully naughty, and I'm here with a most special update for a fandom just beginning its long, hard... journey into adulthood~!

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anonymous January 29 2009, 05:34:44 UTC

Souji/Yosuke or vise-versa, I want some hilariously terrible sex. They're both very inexperienced and it shows. Bonus points if Yosuke tries to hop into bed with Souji, goes too far, and falls off the other side. Extra bonus points if they can laugh off the whole ordeal. :(

1/?, LAMENESS anonymous January 29 2009, 07:25:26 UTC

It was at Yosuke’s house (because god knows what they would’ve done if it had been at Souji’s, where Nanako-chan also tended to be, and that was just a very, very bad idea all around.) “Nice room,” said Souji, walking in like he owned the place, hand in his pocket. He turned around in the middle, faintly smirking. “Where’s your stash?”

“Just sit down,” Yosuke said, already flushing, and he was only at the door. He locked it behind him, mentally double-checked that Teddie did, indeed, have to work today, and swallowed as Souji obediently sat on the edge of the bed, holding both hands out.

“Now what?”

In retrospect, maybe a running start was a really, really bad idea. Yosuke was generally known to have a good head on his shoulders despite his blunders, but this was just a phenomenally bad choice. The leap probably didn’t help either. He had meant to tackle Souji to the mattress, and registered with abject horror the slow-motion raise of Souji’s brow as Yosuke all but sailed past him, right over the bed, and onto the floor on ( ... )

2/3 anonymous January 29 2009, 07:26:24 UTC

“I know I don’t, thanks!” Yosuke yelped, cutting him off. His flush was spreading down his neck. Why didn’t anyone ever mention that sex was this ridiculously humiliating?! He looked up at Souji, down at their hips, and then back up at Souji again. “Wh-what I mean is, one of us sticks that,” an awkward finger pointed down, “in the other’s uh….umm. You know, that place where you can stick it other than like…your mouth.”

“…Your ear?”

“Your ear?! Man, that’s gross! What the hell!”

“Well, it wouldn’t fit in your nose!”

“Human males have more holes than in your faceYosuke almost visibly saw the light bulb go on. Souji blinked down at him.“Are you doing it, or am I ( ... )

3/3, DAMN YOU COMMENTBOX LIMIT THERE WAS ONLY A LITTLE LEFT anonymous January 29 2009, 07:27:08 UTC

Souji rolled his eyes, because they were, in fact, to males trying to have sex, and yes, he supposed that constituted as gay. “We’ll make it work.” He cracked a smile. “I’ll grow smaller.”

The corner of Yosuke’s mouth twitched. “That would suck.”

“The alternative is that you grow bigger.”

“Oh god, you do want to have sex with Hana-“

Souji realized that mouths worked just as good as words to cut Yosuke off.

anonymous January 29 2009, 09:18:21 UTC

Not OP, but that was hilarious!

Re: 3/3, DAMN YOU COMMENTBOX LIMIT THERE WAS ONLY A LITTLE LEFT anonymous January 29 2009, 21:07:43 UTC

Writer you are so brilliant XDDD
I've never laughed so much and yet it was so d'aaaaaaaw inducing

not OP anonymous January 29 2009, 23:22:14 UTC

“…Your ear?”

OH MY GOD
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS

THAT WAS COMPLETE WIN, ANON 8D

not op anonymous January 30 2009, 03:05:31 UTC

“Ow ow ow ow ow ow! Shit! Why can’t you be tinier?!”

I LOL'D

captcha "leaders hurting" ...ololol

OP anonymous January 30 2009, 05:21:47 UTC

...I love you so much. This was everything I wanted in the prompt and more and it was totally hilarious. Thank you so much!

“Stop doing that, that’s so gay,” Yosuke muttered, but he made no move to stop him.

Souji rolled his eyes, because they were, in fact, to males trying to have sex, and yes, he supposed that constituted as gay.

This part made me laugh so hard. ♥

writer anonymous January 30 2009, 05:23:44 UTC

hag;lsdkjf the part you liked was a TYPO HAHAHA.

* in fact, two males trying to have...

Re: 3/3, DAMN YOU COMMENTBOX LIMIT THERE WAS ONLY A LITTLE LEFT anonymous February 5 2009, 06:31:31 UTC

OH MY GOD, THIS. IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF FIC I LOVE FOR THIS PAIRING. YOUR WRITING IS HILARIOUS AND BRILLIANT, ASFJADGAFH.

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