Coming to you live from a very steamy journal post~

Dec 30, 2008 18:16

Why, hello there, kittens! I'm Kanji, esteemed reporter of all things fabulous and ever so delightfully naughty, and I'm here with a most special update for a fandom just beginning its long, hard... journey into adulthood~!

SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 4 KINK MEME

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anonymous January 29 2009, 23:04:59 UTC
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So, what if the Investigation Team discovered the Bathhouse Livejournal? 8DD

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anonymous January 29 2009, 23:28:13 UTC
SECONDED SO HARD

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anonymous January 30 2009, 00:49:51 UTC
Thirded. Oh, God, Kanji would flip. And Naoto...

$40,000 manly - you're not helping, recaptcha

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Discovery [1/7] anonymous January 30 2009, 01:20:21 UTC
On a Tuesday night where seemingly no one on the Investigation Team had plans, Teddie had managed to find himself in Yosuke's room. Alone.

Yosuke's computer was on some site called "livejournal." Teddie eagerly went to the site's search engine and decided to look up "bearsona." Unfortunately for him, there was only one match - someone posing as his beary wonderful, sparkly self.

He then tried it without the pun, punching in "persona." He didn't find anything too inteesting, so he sighed. He was about to close out the internet explorer when he saw on one of the tabs the words "badbadbathhouse: Comin..."

"Oooh! Could this be Kanji's website?!?!" He immediately sent the link to everyone on Yosuke's buddy list. He giggled as he read all of the information on the page. "This is so cool!" he said to himself, bouncing up and down on the chair ( ... )

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not op, but... anonymous January 30 2009, 01:50:45 UTC
Whichever anon is writing this: you are AWESOME

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Discovery [2/7] anonymous January 30 2009, 01:26:34 UTC
Rise giggled as she received "Yosuke's" message. She instantly clicked on the link, not thinking ahead, and was quite... startled to see what was there. She gasped when she saw that little 100x100 icon of Kanji with lots of... naked men standing behind him.

Reading the text that "Kanji" had put there, her face lightened up more and more. "Wo~ow! I had no idea that Kanji-kun was into all of this stuff!"

She immediately started to tab all of the comments that had interesting little guidelines, especially the ones about herself and Naoto.

She then realized what she was doing. She was reading all of this stuff about her friends. ...And then she finally saw a completely horrifying request. It had something along the lines of herself giving Souji-senpai's uncle a blowjob.

She screamed and fainted at her desk.

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Discovery [3/7] anonymous January 30 2009, 01:36:19 UTC
It was eerily quiet at Chie's place. The silence was almost as bad as the uneasy, unbroken quiet of final exams. Deciding she would rather sleep well tonight with the constant sound of, well, something, she decided to boot up her computer.

Now, in Chie's case, booting up is more than just hitting the power switch. It means kicking the CPU unit itself when it fails to work fast enough, and it requires insane amounts of yelling at the mouse, whose mouse ball keeps sticking because of that soda spill oh-so-many months ago... that she had forgotten to clean up.

When the old thing finally heaved to life, Chie gave it another minute or so before signing on to AIM. Instantly, a message popped up, notifying her that tonight we garudyne in hell had sent her a message while she was offline. She sighed, but having nothing better to do, she clicked the link that was sent to her ( ... )

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Discovery [4/7] anonymous January 30 2009, 01:44:37 UTC
Naoto did not usually sign on to her AIM account, but since tonight weilded no particularly interesting bits of information for the investigation, she decided to go ahead and sign on. She noted that Kanji and the others were all online, except for Chie. Well, Naoto knew that Chie's computer was always on the fritz, and that even if she wanted to sign on that her computer would magically delete System 32. This usually required Naoto re-formatting the computer again ( ... )

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Re: Discovery [4/7] anonymous January 30 2009, 01:55:36 UTC
LOL

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Re: Discovery [4/7] anonymous January 30 2009, 03:17:49 UTC
I often find myself reading Wikipedia articles on Jack the Ripper and the like to waste time...oh Wikipedia Effect, how I love/hate you.

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Re: Discovery [4/7] anonymous January 30 2009, 03:28:34 UTC
the fact she doesn't mention Rise makes me very, very intrigued

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Discovery [5/7] anonymous January 30 2009, 01:52:00 UTC
Yukiko confined herself to her room after yet another cooking disaster at the inn. She had wanted to talk to Chie, but Chie's phone was at her own place. She was a little too intimidated to call the landline over at the Satonaka household, so she decided that the internet was the way to go.

Her efficeint little laptop did its job in starting up in a progressive manner, and she signed on to talk to Chie.

Chie was on, but her status was labled "idle." That usually entitled a spill of some sort, or the fact that a kung-fu special was on. Yukiko sighed, and was about to sign off when Yosuke's message window abruptly sent her a link. Yukiko, not always looking at URL names, completely missed the fact that it had "bad bad bathhouse" in the name. Completely.There were all sorts of vile things on this webpage. All sorts of horrid, underaged and non-consensual sex. People writing things about her and her friends' shadows, things that people were NOT supposed to know about and oh my God, what was that horrible request about shadow eggs ( ... )

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Discovery [6/7] anonymous January 30 2009, 02:01:03 UTC
Souji almost never used his computer. He was usually on his snazzy little phone, checking all of his messages and e-mail while being the totally cool dude that he was. Today was one of those days where he had to look as awesome as possible, so there he was, texting people AND browsing the internet.

A few of his favorite sites were some ultra-cool weapons websites, the occasional Zufall video and, of course, all those amazing porn websites. He had them all bookmarked and sorted so that he could access whatever he wanted depeding on his mood.

He was just about to click on the page of lesbian bondage when Yosuke ruined his mood by sending a totally-not-cool link. Really, now, Yosuke? A link with "bad bad" in the name?

Oh, wait. Shit. "Bad Bad Bathhouse?" This was too intriguing for Souji to pass up. So in an ultra cool way, he used his touchscreen to click on that link. I mean, how cool is that, really. Souji thought to himself ( ... )

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not op anonymous January 30 2009, 02:11:22 UTC
This one was my favorite. I <3 you

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writer anonymous January 30 2009, 02:13:16 UTC
Ahaha, thanks. I love writing Souji as if he's a huge dick who thinks that he's the best.

Hurr, it was my favorite to write.

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anonymous January 30 2009, 02:20:21 UTC
HAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

brb jizzing in pants

reCAPTCHA: spoiled occupants

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