Best Quote EVER vol2 + somewhat enlightening meme
"They say a million monkeys typing will eventually reproduce the works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
1. What is your character's name?
Bade Mukanshin Jigiro.
2. What is your character's name in another language?
Bade?
3. How old is he/she?
Chronologically 20, physically 18, mentally 30-ish and emotionally 5. Mostly 20.
4. What is your character's race/species?
Lemur-coyote.
5. Do they have a crush?
Every five seconds.
6. Do they have many friends?
He has some good friends.
7. What planet is your character from
Furry Earth?
8. Does your character like to eat?
He can be quite gluttonous.
9. What's his/her favorite food?
Steak, seafood, Thai, and Italian.
10. What's his/her favorite drink?
Raspberry hot cocoa, anything with amaretto in it.
11. Is your character annoying?
He can be clingy and in-your-face sometimes, but he usually eventually levels off.
13. Is your character loved?
Yes.
14. Is your character hated?
Intensely by some.
15. Is he/she emo/goth?
He's pretty laid-back.
16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or GHEY?
He's pretty gay, being physically and sexually attracted to males, but he appreciates sex in most forms and expressions.
17. Is he/she a virgin?
De-virginized at the ripe old age of 13.
18. Name 3 hobbies
Sex, writing, and building terminals.
19. Is your character normal?
Not even close.
20. Is your character attractive?
He tries to be, it works on occasion.
21. How does your character handle emotions?
He doesn't handle them at all, lets them build up, and then explodes in a fit of unchecked emo.
22. Does your character have other forms?
No.
23. Does your character overreact?
Depends on his state of mind.
24. Is your character a criminal?
More like a horrible influence.
25. Does your character go to school?
He graduated high school at the age of 16 and attended two universities in his home state, neither of which proved to be very conducive. Because of overwhelming emotional stress and anxiety, he dropped out of the second in what would have been his third year attending and relocated.
26. What's his/her IQ?
138, math strength.
27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
Not particularly, though he can be neurotic and psychopathic. There's a lot about those he lives among that he doesn't quite understand, that everyone else seems programmed with from birth. Simple things like the urge to reproduce or to live anywhere where everyone knows everything about you absolutely blow his mind and terrify him.
28. Is your character dead?
He's not dead, however he's sold his soul.
29. Does your character have a family?
Yes, however he has little in common and little contact with them. He was adopted by domesticated dog-canids at birth, who were members in a berserk cult. He has a mother and father, and three brothers.
30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
Yes, although ultimately his tragic times were brought upon by his own doing.
31. What's the best time in your character's life?
Anytime he gets a new toy, or is allowed to devote himself to someone.
32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
Bade's pretty unique. He changes his personality greatly depending on whom he speaks with.
33. Is your character single?
Yes, but he drastically hopes to change those circumstances.
34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
Yes.
35. Does he/she have an element?
Maybe water, or more specifically a pond. It's stagnant and rather bland before you, but underneath there are currents constantly ebbing and flowing about.
36. Do you role-play your character?
Constantly.
37. Do you write about your character?
Hardly ever.
38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
He's actually an exceedingly patient individual, and he usually acts as a mediator or go-to guy. Because he keeps such an iron-tight grip on his emotions, when he falls, he falls hard and will sometimes completely lose it based on one insignificant act.
39. Does your character get depressed?
He suffers from a slew of emotional problems, including cyclothymia, mild depression, several attachment disorders, and ADHD. Though he usually is fairly adept at removing himself emotionally from a situation, it's rather a sight to behold when he does slip up.
40. What's your characters favorite animal?
Canines (dogs, wolves, foxes, etc.) and most felines (cougars, lions, tigers, etc.)
41. Does your character have any fears?
He has completely random, unsubstantiated fears and is somewhat backwards in most aspects. Push him off a building and bathe him in spiders, and he'll probably just tilt his head at you confusingly and shrug, but threaten to bury him alive or stick your nose into his private life, and he'll lose his mind. He also becomes self-destructive and psychotic if isolated for too long.
42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
Several, most covered above. He's paranoid and looks for signals in everything, he has attachment disorders and can't be left alone, he doesn't channel his emotions into constructive channels, and very simple things about humanity confuse him.
43. Does your character look up to anyone?
Those as intelligent or smarter than himself, and those who constantly keep you guessing.
44. Does your character like music?
Yes, he does.
45. What's your character's favorite type of music?
He's not picky. He tries to judge individual songs, not just genres.
46. Is he/she impatient?
Not at all.
47. What's something funny about your character?
o.o Most things about him are pretty funny.
48. Nicknames?
Bade Lemur, mostly. "Bayd" is a mispronounciation, but it's so commonplace he hardly cares anymore.
49. Does your character curse?
He's a foulmouthed motherfucker.
50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
"I'm Bade, and I'm like... 100% different from Seth, who made this test. I am. Er, totally, and completely."