i'm not sure if i should be more scared

[j_giorl]

that these people are sex offenders in my area, or their freakin' eyebrows!?
i'll go with all of the above

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[6footgorgeous]

"Sex offender" is so broad it's ridiculous, but these are some SEXY PEOPLE.

I wanna know what #1 did. My money is on an in-car blowjob. I'd smoke weed at his house and drink beer and watch porn ANY DAY!

[j_giorl]

weirdest story ever:
so i had a friend i worked with, he got arrested AT WORK, everything was super hush hush so noone knew what it was for
he use to hack computers and sell drugs, but i still couldnt believe it was one of those because the fbi doesnt come to your work for things like that

well, anywho, 2 years later i google up "sex offenders" type in my zipcode..and the top of the list was HIM!
its freakin' creeeepy maaan!

[sapphyres]

Yeah...my (drunken domestic violence prone) neighbors came up to me one day & asked,"Has the FBI talked to you?" Er...no? Apparently my other neighbor had been busted by the FBI for planning a trip to Mexico for pedophilic purposes. Then the local news showed *my* corner of the duplex instead of his.

Did I mention we were two blocks from an elementary school?

[salembitchtrial]

someone should do a study on the relationship between eyebrows and sex crimes.

[epickitteh]

Bahah <3

[creative_excess]

Freakazoiiiiid

[epickitteh]

I'm not sure if 6 is a man or a woman
Like, really
I've always been bad at things like this

[jungedame]

#1 and #2.... Molestache central right there...