Rule 34 strikes again

[ze_zana]

I found something that I wish I didn't. But since the damage has already been done, I decided that the next best thing was to make everyone else suffer with me. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the aptly named Seven Minutes in Hell, in which "Misa gets Ryuk and Light to play a game of 7 mins in heaven. requested by my friend for the lols."

NSFW. Or

Comments

Mod Note

[subluxate]

I'm told Light is under-18, so even though most people probably read fandoms they're familiar with, can you please slap on an "under-18" note, just in case? Under-18 smut is illegal in Australia (and likely elsewhere--that's just the one I know); we wouldn't want members getting in trouble.

Re: Mod Note

[sashocirrione]

Light has turned 18 before Misa enters the story, so if this fanfic has anything to do with the canon timeline, Light is 18 years old.

Spoilers:

http://deathnote.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Yagami

http://deathnote.wikia.com/wiki/Misa

http://deathnote.wikia.com/wiki/Timeline

[sashocirrione]

For those who don't want to read through all that, a summary:

Light turns 18 in February and meets Misa for the first time in May of the same year (that year is 2004 in the manga, but is 2007 in the anime).

Re: Mod Note

[subluxate]

Aha, thank you. My friend who told me when asked was not precisely sober, so she probably messed up the timeline.

[dannyvangeline]

Ridged? Are they turning into lizards or have they consumed too many potato chips?

[complaining]

[ze_zana]

Appropriate .gif is appropriate.

[midnight_mischf]

>He didn't join anything in particular, he just joined.

:gigglefit:

when she fallowed the bottle

Fallow: uncultivated, inactive. So apparently the bottle is both inactive and spinning. Very talented, I'm sure.

"you're so..." he could barely whisper out the last word "big..."

Dunno why, but it never before ocurred to me that a shinigami would be, er, anatomically correct. This makes me wish they weren't.

[sashocirrione]

According to the canon author, shinigami are not physically capable of having sex with humans or each other (which would imply they don't have the equipment) and furthermore, if they did manage to have sex anyway it would break a rule and they would die.

So, if you want to write any kind of shinigami smut, you either have to ignore that or you have to find rather clever ways to get around it despite the canon author's attempts to completely negate the concept.

As far as shinigami smut, I've seen:

1) Just ignoring the rule.

2) Death Note users don't count as human any more, which gets around the rule.

3) RyukxLight necrophilia (under the assumption that a dead body doesn't count as a human).

4) As long as the shinigami king doesn't find out, you can break the rules as much as you want.

5) Re-defining certain kinds of sex as not actually "counting" for the purposes of the rule, such as using a strap-on dildo.

[ze_zana]

True smut conquers all!
(I don't know if I wanna use this icon anymore.)

[ran_mouri82]

That would explain how Ryuk's teeny tiny leather pants fit. (True source of shinigami power FTW?)

As for your examples, it makes me wonder how long badficcers had to dwell on getting around this rule. ...Then again, I don't really wanna know.

[aku_rin]

[ze_zana]

Ah, I feel better now. xD

[lilafilly2]

Been watching this gif and snort-giggling for the past five minutes.

THAT EXPRESSION I CAN'T EVEN