I bring you a few Harry Potter quotes worth WTFing at...

[guardians_song]

but as the students return for their seventh year at Hogwarts, why has Draco become a baby bore?
(source)And that's for calling one of your house mates that heinous epitaph!
(Source)

I don’t know what you’re up to or what convoluted plan you’re thinking up, but Harry isn’t rational right now. He just went through inheritance in the worst possible

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[subluxate]

Oh my god, the last one made me laugh aloud. Amazing.

[chelonianmobile]

*blink blink* What's even going on?

[midnight_mischf]

1) He's...boring babies for some reason. Okay. Too much babysitting on semester break?

2) "Sure if I reprehend anything, it is the use of my oracular tongue and a nice derangement of epithets." -Mrs Malaprop

3) :blink: LOL!! That sounds like something out of Mad Libs! "He just went through (noun) in the worst possible way, and ran off to (location) carrying a / an (adverb) (noun)."

[cheryl_bites]

Epithet = epitaph! Bahahahaha!

[pathology_doc]

I think the third one would be great as a prompt for a fic challenge. Whose head? Why? What's the process of "inheritance"?

I suspect that by baby bore they mean "whiny uninteresting manchild", which is actually close to the truth at times, but still, LOL.

[twisted_ream]

That's what I thought! I was completely interested in knowing the story behind the third phrase.