More Walking Dead BS

Aug 24, 2013 02:37

I like torturing myself and everyday a new 16 year old watches Walking Dead and thinks she can write. Share my pain. Daryl, I hardly knew ye - he sould stop going in the woods...

Dirt and Roses
Dirt, motorcycles, & endless highways. That's all Daryl knows as he goes about his life, living & trying to make an honest buck with big brother Merle. But when he meets Harli, a friends daughter he never even knew existed, his life turns down a path he didn't even know he could take. Based off my character from Feeding the Wolves and as if the apocalypse never happened. Daryl/OC

(Special spelled name that’s also a motorcycle brand…I smell a sue. Plus did the author not watch the episode ‘Home’ - Daryl and Merle were planning to rob the camp, they’re not honest)

I'll Keep You Alive If You Show Me The Way
Harleigh had survived the outbreak so far alone. What happens when she crosses paths with Rick's group? Fight it alone or join a group of strangers? Strong language and violence

(that’s two of the same name just on the first page…I’m guessing she joins the group and shows someone the way)

Two Faced Passion
Jasmine Star, a brand new rookie with extreme talent in the acting world, applies for the spot of Carol on the Walking Dead. Upon seeing her acting skills, Frank Darabont, the developer of The Walking Dead, decides to make a role specifically for her, as he had for Norman Reedus. How was she to know, that she would soon be found, in a Two Faced Passion.

(sounds like a latin tele-novella and oh yeah terrible! Author has the same name as the extremely talented girl)

For The Love of The Cure
Mysia is a hotheaded, spunky smart ass. She enters this world with courage, and meets up with our familiar group of survivors. Daryl almost immediately notices her and their relationship begins to grow. But can he get around her captor, the officer that is determined to keep her in his watch until law comes back? M for language and violence. Read and Review! Daryl/OC

(Her name is Messiah spelled special…okay. Plus two guys fight over her. Wish fulfillment much?)

What Bad Luck Can Get You
Zachariah has VERY bad luck, but when her pathetically bad luck puts her in the middle of two friends conflicts, struggles with two unlikly companions traveling around the walker infested world, and in the middle of two redneck criminal brothers affectons she soon realizes that maybe she could have her luck work for her. Rated M because of lanugage and sexual content Merle/OC/Daryl

(apparently it gets you both their STDs. Also another love triangle of ewww! Also girl with a boy name is the center of attention)

The Third Dixon
Alex Dixon has finally found her brothers Daryl and Merle but how will she feel towards the cop that handcuffed Merle to the roof forcing him to cut off his own hand? Rick/Oc

(I’m guessing she fucks him)

When Grace Falls
When Grace and her dog, Maya, stumble upon a group hidden in the woods, she sees this as an opportunity to keep surviving, what she didn't expect was to fall for the rugged hunter with a cross bow, but will she give into her feelings, even when shes greiving the loss of her loved ones? I know, I'm really bad at summaries. Daryl/OC

(You’re really bad at writing the story too - you give away the answer to your own question by putting Daryl/oc in the summary. I’m guessing he helps her grieve by fucking her)

End of the World Angel
Tattoo artist, turned soldier, Skylar Cain made a living out of saving people. After a plauge destorys the world, the business of saving people becomes much more dangerous. The last time she tried to help a group, she was hurt. Against her better judgment, she promises two lost kids that she'd get them home safe, which brings her to a ghost from her past.

(*plague, *destroys - why is her former job as a tattoo artist important enough to put in the summary - give everything away up front huh?)

Wake the Dead
Fiona lived across from Daryl and was a low paid tattoo artist in her life, but that was before the dead walked. Now having to survive, she runs across a group and is reunited with that stubborn, hot headed redneck she once knew and is just like... But, what happens when she can't help for fall for him?

(another tattoo artist? Seriously why is that in the summary? She can’t be her own person she has to be a Daryl clone. Written in first person…why?)

As the Dead Rise
Breelynn is a biker/crossbow shooting gal with an attitude. She's built a wall to her heart from all the pain that it has caused her. Once the world ends and the dead rise, her sister and her search for a safe haven. That's when she meets the rough -n- tough, Mr. Attitude himself, Daryl Dixon. Will the end of the world be the beginning of a relationship? Daryl/OC

(So…she’s a gender bent Daryl clone. I don’t think these writers realize how rare crossbows are. Also what the fuck is up with that name)

Emotional Virgin
A brave young woman who has had a hell of a past, what happens when it's the end of the world and she meets a stranger with a crossbow in the woods, become friends and they have to face their pasts, will it bring them closer or will it pull them apart? What happens when someone from violets past shows up and refuses to accept Daryl. will Daryl push her away?

(What the fuck is up with that title. I’m guessing virginity is the ocs best characteristic. I’m also guessing Daryl pops that cherry and keeps it moving…no? Damn it)

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