Distinctly Unsexy Similes and Other Ways to Ruin the Mood

[yumi_michiyo]

Already Frozen is feeling the fanfic love... in that special way only The Pit can. Collected awesomeness from one author's fics. I didn't even bother sporking some of these, because, well. [A Frozen tag for this, mods - thanks!]

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[twisted_ream]

Wow.
so many bad metaphors it's killing me. axe-handle of his manhood! it was pure love that filled her, yea right! honestly though, huge pork sausages made me hungry more than horny. gotta go eat now.
thanks.

[cuddyclothes]

My nub is feeling a distinct sense of inferiority...

Anna rested her lips at the top of the waist of Elsa's regal unmentionables
... so that's what royalty wears...

BWAHHAAAHAA!

[xenaclone]

>Anna felt the nub beneath the peak begin to harden and rise from its hood like a rabbit peeking out of its burrow to see whether winter's frost had yet left the ground green and wet.<

Paging Art Garfunkel...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGyQmH9NZcw