Bible fanfiction

Feb 04, 2014 15:11

For some reason I delved into bible fanfiction in the pit. I don't know what I was thinking... I will not actually spork this because I have no idea where to even start

Oh crap, I'm pregnant
Jesus cheated on his husband, Satan, with Nicolas Cage and is now in labour, about to give birth. Includes: MPREG, Slight Gore, M/M, crocs and Miranda ( Read more... )

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firedragon_1321 February 5 2014, 15:01:37 UTC
No need to spork it. I took one look and just went AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

But I did peek at it. This is the first paragraph.

It's been 9 months since I told my long standing husband, Satan that I was pregnant - and since then, our relationship has deteriorated with every passing day. If I'm honest, I understand why he hated me. If your husband was pregnant with Nicolas's Cage's child, you'd be pretty dam pissed to. Of course the first thing that he asked when I broke the news was "Holy fuck, Jesus! But you're a guy?" It took me a while for me to explain to him that in actual fact, I have both genitals. But that was in the past.

in actual fact, I have both genitals. But that was in the past.

I couldn't read any further. *explodes*

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antrazi February 6 2014, 06:51:49 UTC
Then you missed the best part *snerk*
I read it, then stared, then tried to understand what I read...

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firedragon_1321 February 6 2014, 14:31:59 UTC
Best part? Oh shit, what's that?

Do I want to know?

(It has a sequel, why?)

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antrazi February 6 2014, 15:13:59 UTC
You don't want to know, it gets even more bizarre.

And the sequel is actually the prequel how he got pregnant. Appearantly, people asked for a sequel... ( I don't get it either)

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twisted_ream February 6 2014, 01:17:43 UTC
jesus had two genitals. lmao yeah tell that to the jesus who lived. well okay, maybe when he 'resurrected' God had somehow thought to give him both for .... I can't even begin to comprehend this whole thing. Why did I even try.

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antrazi February 6 2014, 06:52:39 UTC
Curiosity.

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