For some reason I delved into bible fanfiction in the pit. I don't know what I was thinking... I will not actually spork this because I have no idea where to even start
Oh crap, I'm pregnantJesus cheated on his husband, Satan, with Nicolas Cage and is now in labour, about to give birth. Includes: MPREG, Slight Gore, M/M, crocs and Miranda
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But I did peek at it. This is the first paragraph.
It's been 9 months since I told my long standing husband, Satan that I was pregnant - and since then, our relationship has deteriorated with every passing day. If I'm honest, I understand why he hated me. If your husband was pregnant with Nicolas's Cage's child, you'd be pretty dam pissed to. Of course the first thing that he asked when I broke the news was "Holy fuck, Jesus! But you're a guy?" It took me a while for me to explain to him that in actual fact, I have both genitals. But that was in the past.
in actual fact, I have both genitals. But that was in the past.
I couldn't read any further. *explodes*
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I read it, then stared, then tried to understand what I read...
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Do I want to know?
(It has a sequel, why?)
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And the sequel is actually the prequel how he got pregnant. Appearantly, people asked for a sequel... ( I don't get it either)
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