In Which There is Bad Anatomy and Racial Tensions Are Expected to Dissolve Overnight

[veraliana]

Man, I haven't posted on LiveJournal in ages. But I was browsing the pit for a rather uncommon pairing (Velanna/Nathaniel from Dragon Age), and when stumbled across this summary, I immediately thought of this community. (Tabris is an elf, and Alistair is a human. Emphasis mine.)

Human titles
Kallian Tabris and Alistair's breakup make both of them

Comments

[twisted_ream]

Reminds me a little of the old days erotic books where penis and vagina etc. were barely used as the centric names for intimate parts. But they didn't butcher the placements XD This was just trying really hard to be poetic or something. I guess the story didn't translate well from idea to words.

[siouxsiesiouxs]

He literally puts his dick in her belly button?!

brb dry heaving