Amazing Beyblade Fic!
These are some quotes from the magnificent Pum Pum Finger 2, the sequel to Pum Pum Finger. If you've never heard of this piece of literary art, you are truly missing out.
He decided to act like a complete wigga and moonwalked home at 45 miles an hour.
The author demonstrates their fine knowledge of contemporary dance.
"I can git him frum here PRESENT HIS RUMP TO ME!!!" Tyson separated Rays butt cheeks in preparation for Granpa Grangers 58 inch dong. Like a coiled cobra, it shot through the mail slot like a bolt of greased lightning; reaching far across the room. It annihilated Ray's Cadbury canal like a fuckin A bomb.
Miraculous descriptions abound in this fic. Behold as the unrealisticly sized penis is compared to the graceful cobra. Such majesty. Such art.
Granpa granger ran to the kitchen and grabbed the maple surp and a table spoon. He returned to the living room and proceeded to drop his palm tree covered Bermuda shorts and liberally smeared the surp over his big fat, hairy, pimple infested, Turkish Ukrainey butt cheeks.
"I haven't wiped my ass since Nam - you boys 'r in fur a fuggun treat"
More beautiful prose to share with you fine folks.
With a great cheer, they thrusted forward with the force of one-hundred-thousand bison! All let out a great cry of ecstasy as buttocks and penis alike fused with each other; the stink was fucking incredible…
"OH YEAH! That hit the fucking spot! NOW COME MY BRETHREN, LET US PROCEDE DOWNTOWN AND SHOW THE IGNORANT, CLEAN LIVING, TAX PAYING, LAW ABIDING NORMS WHOM WE RELY ON TO PAY FOR OUR EXPENSIVE AND EXTENSIVE MEDICAL TREATMENT AFTER WE HAVE BUM SEX AND CONTRACT AIDS, THE BEAUTY OF OUR LIFESTYLE!
The fic suddenly takes a very serious turn into social issues such as gay pride and AIDS, showing its complexity.
With iron discipline, the group shuffled awkwardly out of the front door, moaning and grunting with every step. They eventually got the hang of it and almost in a military manner marched out into the pitch black street (Still with their cocks up each others asses) and steamed downtown to change the destiny of the universe.
The journey of enlightenment had begun…
At "The journey of enlightenment had begun", I was moved. It is amazing how one sentence can hold so much power.
"Whut are you fuck'un norms looking at!" roared Granpa, his 134 inch knob swaying out in front like a barge pole. "GAY PRIDE WORLD WIDE!"
Behold the beauty of inconsistency, which is here used to make the fic seem larger than life itself.
"My brothers, it has been the greatest honour of my life to have known you, this night we delivered a message the norms they will never forget…Rest assured I shall see you all on the other side. I love you all." Granpa Granger faced the police, a thunderous look of total defiance shown on his face. "FUCK YOU!"
As we near the end of our tale, we come to an emotional speech with a poignant middle finger to authority. Sadly, this act of defiance in the name of gay pride is shot down in a horrifically tragic ending. Yes, Pum Pum Finger 2 is a wonderful fic, A+, 11/10, 5 stars and a must read for all.
...If you took any of that seriously, I'd be very, very afraid for your sanity.
He decided to act like a complete wigga and moonwalked home at 45 miles an hour.
The author demonstrates their fine knowledge of contemporary dance.
"I can git him frum here PRESENT HIS RUMP TO ME!!!" Tyson separated Rays butt cheeks in preparation for Granpa Grangers 58 inch dong. Like a coiled cobra, it shot through the mail slot like a bolt of greased lightning; reaching far across the room. It annihilated Ray's Cadbury canal like a fuckin A bomb.
Miraculous descriptions abound in this fic. Behold as the unrealisticly sized penis is compared to the graceful cobra. Such majesty. Such art.
Granpa granger ran to the kitchen and grabbed the maple surp and a table spoon. He returned to the living room and proceeded to drop his palm tree covered Bermuda shorts and liberally smeared the surp over his big fat, hairy, pimple infested, Turkish Ukrainey butt cheeks.
"I haven't wiped my ass since Nam - you boys 'r in fur a fuggun treat"
More beautiful prose to share with you fine folks.
With a great cheer, they thrusted forward with the force of one-hundred-thousand bison! All let out a great cry of ecstasy as buttocks and penis alike fused with each other; the stink was fucking incredible…
"OH YEAH! That hit the fucking spot! NOW COME MY BRETHREN, LET US PROCEDE DOWNTOWN AND SHOW THE IGNORANT, CLEAN LIVING, TAX PAYING, LAW ABIDING NORMS WHOM WE RELY ON TO PAY FOR OUR EXPENSIVE AND EXTENSIVE MEDICAL TREATMENT AFTER WE HAVE BUM SEX AND CONTRACT AIDS, THE BEAUTY OF OUR LIFESTYLE!
The fic suddenly takes a very serious turn into social issues such as gay pride and AIDS, showing its complexity.
With iron discipline, the group shuffled awkwardly out of the front door, moaning and grunting with every step. They eventually got the hang of it and almost in a military manner marched out into the pitch black street (Still with their cocks up each others asses) and steamed downtown to change the destiny of the universe.
The journey of enlightenment had begun…
At "The journey of enlightenment had begun", I was moved. It is amazing how one sentence can hold so much power.
"Whut are you fuck'un norms looking at!" roared Granpa, his 134 inch knob swaying out in front like a barge pole. "GAY PRIDE WORLD WIDE!"
Behold the beauty of inconsistency, which is here used to make the fic seem larger than life itself.
"My brothers, it has been the greatest honour of my life to have known you, this night we delivered a message the norms they will never forget…Rest assured I shall see you all on the other side. I love you all." Granpa Granger faced the police, a thunderous look of total defiance shown on his face. "FUCK YOU!"
As we near the end of our tale, we come to an emotional speech with a poignant middle finger to authority. Sadly, this act of defiance in the name of gay pride is shot down in a horrifically tragic ending. Yes, Pum Pum Finger 2 is a wonderful fic, A+, 11/10, 5 stars and a must read for all.
...If you took any of that seriously, I'd be very, very afraid for your sanity.