Prostitution? It's totally in your fandom, too.

Nov 06, 2009 17:31

Word search time!

Word of the day, and of morbid curiosity to the pure amount of AAANGST I'll find: Prostitution.

Pokemon

Silk
James considers prostitution.

Oh yeah. This is going to be good.



Vampire Hunter D

D's HellD The Prostitute
Oh gawd. It's the second crack story! :D D's A Prostitute! If you don't like crack about him don't read! plzkthnxbai

CUZ PROSTITUTION IS RILLY FUNNY U GAIZ LOLOLOL WITH ME NAO OR GTFO

Harry Potter

My Boyfriend, The Prostitute
What would happen in an alternate universe where.... Warning, mm relationship

Yeah, you're probably thinking, "So what? It's just fandom."

It's Snape/Harry. Now you try and figure out who's the prostitute and try not to break your brain in the process.

The Secret life of Molly Weasley
Mrs.Weasley takes up Prostitution to help support her family. Very stupid with no plot. just humor.

Once again, 'bwuh' is my only palpable response. Is a good chunk of the Harry Potter fandom like this, for anybody versed in it?

Pretty Woman
Hermione is a prostitute when Oliver meets her, can he convise her selling her body is not the way out?

Harry Potter, your fandom has so many angstfics. About whores. It's insane.

Watchmen

Copper and Iron
Vignette in which Rorschach reflects in a back alleyway beyond the prostitutes and filth

You know it's going to be nothing but

"See whores. Young whores, old whores, strung whores, bold whores.
Seen whores lie. Seen whores die.
Yesterday, saw head crushed in door; belonged, of course, to filthy whore.
Whores dream, whores scream, but whores forget; New York, for sins, will always abet."

I don't think I need to Seuss up Rorschach anymore, and really need to stop right here and now.

Drake and Josh

Save My Worthless Life
Drake is a heroin addict. M for a lot of drug use and a few mentions of prostitution nonexplicit .

Ah...aheh...I don't even know what to say, you gaiz.

Spongebob Squarepants (NO REALLY)

Idiot Boy
Alternative ending to WhoBob WhatPants. Cold, alone, and no identity, he has to make a living somehow. Rated for . . .prostitution?

Rated M. I...I just...I can't even begin to describe the...bwuh.

Spongehooker Whorepants? I mean, even though the mental images are searing themselves into my corneas as I type, that doesn't even sound like a pleasant experience, for any customer. I mean, a sponge?

Shit random image of Spongebob/Pyramid Head brb dying

Victorian Crisis OR Cranking the Love Shaft
Another one of those typical vore meets rescue meets one night stand meets life of bondage and prostitution simply to try to redeem a soul which wasn't damned in the first place. Well, I guess that is a little atypical now that I think about it.

JUST A LIL BIT. Oh yeah, it's Squidward/Squilliam, so even though I've got Pyramid Head/Spongebob here in my head, now you have bondage!hooker!Squidward in yours. Ha.

Pokemon

Prostitution is the World's Oldest Profession
and Ash Ketchum, my dear reader, is a professional. oneshot, lime. palletshipping and slight leagueshipping.

A Family Secret, A Dangerous Job
Ash and Misty reunite after 3 years..just not in the way they expected...Will ash be able to safe misty from a life of forced prostitution...please review.... Postponed till otherwise

Briah
AU, Rocketshippy. In a Regency England with Pokemon, James and his Umbreon rescue Jessie from life as a prostitute. Also features Butch and Cass. Rated for mature themes. Complete.

Growlithes in the Real World
This police pokemon drama is set in real world Los Angeles. It deals with issues of: drug dealing, graphic violence and child prostitution. Please respect the rating given to this story.

GODDAMMIT POKEMON WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY PROSTITUTION FICS

Oh various series, why do you disturb me so? :[

pokemon, watchmen, vampire hunter d, harry potter, spongebob squarepants, drake and josh, word search

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